a special word from mommy

hi all my furry buddies! i no gets to write today cuz mommy said she wants to axes you all somefin bout me. she no tells me what is iz. i thinks she is plans a supurrrrise parties for me!!!! i no thinks iz my purr-day again cuz i just has one. mommy's purrday is this week. maybe she is throwing me a party for her purrday!!!

or maybe its a very special Princess Pretty Floofy party cuz i iz pretty and floofy.....

you tells her i wants her to invites all of yous. And my boyfriend Oscar. And i likes lots of red mouses. And i want a big chick-hen all for me. and a catnip cake!

from jenny:

sadly no.... no party..... just want some advice and I know what PB would say: "gimme more chick-hen!!!! and more stinky goodness!"

I noticed PB is eating twice as much dry food per day as she used to. I've been giving her the same amount for months now and it always lasts two days before refilling. Now she's hoovering it in a day.

And she has been driving me crazy about wanting more wet food. She always gets half a can and she has been begging for more.

She was fixed back in the beginning of June but the new eating started about a week or two ago. Otherwise everything is good.

Any thoughts? I just want to make sure it isn't anything serious. One site suggested it could be that she is bored ----and since she does keep knocking all of her toys underneath immovable objects (ie the stove....) that could very well be!

Thank you for any suggestions! I'm going away at end of the week for 2 ngiths and don't want to be freaking out worried about her!

i iz a daddy's girl!

Today i iz gonna tells you about my daddy. i spend lots of time talking bout mommy cuz she is the one that feeds me, plays wiff me, pets me, takes me to the vet, cuddles me (against my will), gives me treats (not as many as i would like...), lets me play outside, getted me a boyfriend, designs my blog, changes my poopies and makes sure i iz loved. Oh and dresses me up in stoopid outfits.



i love mommy but i iz very much a daddy's girl. i iz very loyal to him even though he no touches me or feeds me. every time i hear his voice i comes running from wherever i iz hiding. he has bestest voice in the whole wide world. i can sit and listen to him for hours.


my favorite bedtime story is the story of when mommy meeted him for the first time. "Once upon a time, beautiful Princess Jennifer goed all the way to Tally-Lassie in a quest to meet the man of her dreams. Her soulmate. And on that magical night, the stars aligned and the princess getted to meet her Prince Charming. And it was the bestest day of her whole life. And in that moment, cuz the princess loved the prince so very much wiff all of her heart, her love created somefin very, very special: a precious child to cherish all her life"


That's ME!!!!

mommy's seen him a few times since then but she says he is a very busies man. he travels lots. i never even gets to meets him before. mommy says he is very, very handsome. i did seen him once on the talking box in the living room and he looks like a very nice daddy. and she telled me she still loves him very, very much. Oh, and she says his name is Chris Dot-Tree.


so how do i gets to hear his voice all the time? well, i'm not sure how she dood it but mommy getted his voice into her lappy-top! Here! You can listen too! and somehow she getted it into her car cuz when she taked me to get's paid, he was talking to me the whole way to the vet to keeps me calm.



iz my biggest dream that one day i goes and meets my daddy, Chris Dot-Tree and he says to me "i've not always been the best (dad), a friend to you, but your love remains true.... i'm going home, to the place where i belong, where your love has always been enough for me." Then i can tells him how much i loves him too.


[Jenny's Notes: I've worshipped Chris Daughtry since he was on American Idol. I was obsessed with his first album. The first year he toured, I saw him 5 times in concert...including a small show in Tallahassee, Fl (5hrs away from me) where I got to actually meet & talk to him.

Peanut Butter was born on May 1, 2007, the same day I met Daughtry. Six weeks later, my roommate brought home this little ball of fluff to live with us! And that little ball of fluff quickly became my little child.

And for the last 2 years, every time I play his music, she turns into a mushmellow. I started to really notice this trend when the band was on American Idol as guest this past season. I picked her up to dance (which she HATES) and she was entranced by the television. She kept twisting around to look at him. It was too funny. Since then, she comes running whenever I turn on his songs, no matter how loud I blast them. Anyone else, she bolts and hides far away.

I've been listening to him almost daily for over 2 years...and he's the only male voice that she hears that regularly. Made me really wonder what she must be thinking...

oh! And for the record, Mr. Daughtry never posed with Peanut Butter. That is just product of me having too much time to play on PhotoShop! But the last photo with me & him is, in fact, very real!]

i getted's paid!

hi every furry bodies!!!!

iz been sooooo long since i gets to talks to you! i tells you whats been going on.




First, i iz 2 now! i had my purrday a while ago and it was lots of fun! See:


then i finally get's paid! i kept getting all hot every two weeks. mommy liked it cuz i would cuddles her and plays wiff her feet but i was no happy! See:





finally mommy getted enuff money to takes me to the vet to get's paid.

that was a very very very bad day. i no getted any food or water for hours! mommy closed all my drinking bowls and takes away all my food. i thoughts i was going to starve to death. [Um. she didn't have food from midnight till 7am. hardly starvation!]

mommy getted up really early and made me gets up too even though i waz dreamin of red mouse. i knew somefin was up cuz my fun playbox [also known as PB's carrier, but she loves it to play in it] was out. and everytime i goes near it, mommy getted close to me like she wanted to pick me up.

then she tricked me! she said "wanna treat?" and i waz starvin! I no eats in furrever!
but there was only a trick, no treats. She scooped me up and stuffed me in my playbox and threw me in the car!

then we getted to the vet. it was very noisy. lots of puppies barking and kitties crying. i waz very skared cuz they took me from mommy and she no gets to say good bye to me! then she left me there all day!
and mommy said the vet would be a nice lady that would say "peanut butter you are the prettiest, most fluffiest kitty in the world" cuz look, i iz:

but no one said that. they poked me wiff lots of needles cuz i needed my shots too. at least mommy had getted red mouse for me and puts her in my playbox to makes me feel safe! then....

bad things happened. i not like get's paid. when mommy finally comed to get me, i was not a happy kitty.

mommy said i looked like a drowned rat. or like someone named Bambi when they iz first borned and was all wobbly. and i was "loopy" See:



so i iz a big girl now!! i iz 2 and i get's paid and my tummy is all healed up. and i haz a boyfriend. his name is Oscar and lives two doors away from me. mommy goes there lots and comes home smelling like mancat lots. he is very handsome!

oh! i didn't tell you worst part bout when i get's paid! They stealed lots of my floofs!!!!!! they taked away most of my pretty kitty belly. i no lets mommy looks at my belly for weeks cuz she always sez that was my bestest part. and my pretty tail. and my lil pink nose. but look! my floofs is back:



i still haz lots to tells you so i gonna try to come back lots more! i misses you (and so does mommy!) especially to Sweet Praline, Daisy & Harley, Grrreta & Crew, & Goma! Mommy telled me lots of my friendz is no longer blogging :( so if you haz some new furry friends to recommend please let me know!

iz my Purr-day!!!!!!

happy purrday to me! i iz TWO!


we thinked it be fun to show you some pictures of me growing up to be a big girl kitty!

mommy says i iz big kitty now but she still calls me "Lil Cat" cuz i was so lil when she first getted me. and the bailey monster was "big cat" See:



iz been bestest day ever! i getted tempt-tay-shuns at middle-of-night when i turned TWO! and then i getted a new toy filled wiff nip. and mommy and i had playtime wiff my favorite dangly toy--Mr. Pony.

i feeled so loved that i stayed wiff mommy all night while she worked!
and now...it gets even better cuz she goed to concert to see David Cook and iz leaving me all alone to play tonight! she gived me red mouse and left the lanai door open so i cans go sit outside! and she no touchy me! yay!!!


more tomorrow!!!!

shhhh don't tell mommy!

hi every furry buddies!!
i sneaks on and comes to says hi :)
thank you so much for all the love while i bees gone!

i misses yous so much and i keeps trying to gets mommy to come back and doos my site.
i sits and stares at her from across the room, lots. she no likes that.


mommy getted better and she no i sickies. she just has big case of the busies. she keeps getting good ideas and they takes up all her time which i like cuz she no chases me round house and tries to pets me lots. but no iz fun cuz i no gets to tells you all my stories! and i haz lots!!!!


i try to tell her that i iz bestest idea she ever had and focus on me but she just laughed.

she says maybe i can starts coming back once a week to play!! i really hopes so. but she also telled me she would get Red Mouse from under the couch and that was two months ago and i just getted her back today.

silly humans.

but till i gets back you no worries! we is good! and mommy still signs on and reads all my fave bloggies to me for bedtime stories whenever she can!

love, lots of floof and kitty kisses
your friend
peanut butter

i iz MIA kitty!

hi furry buddies
i iz so sorriez i no comes seez yous and you no haz new adventures of me :(
iz been not so good here.

first mommy getted really really busies wiff work. but she promises she helps me bloggie soon. she just getted people wanting her to write for them. she sez that is good cuz maybe soon she makes money and we no haz to go to the poor house. i no wants to move there. i likes my house wiff stairs and hiding closets and the lanai wiff lizards.

then mommies car get deaded. that was no good. though mommy kept laughing very hard. somefthing bout her car turning 50,0003 and dying. that sounds old but she telled me no, its very young car.
but i no see the funnies! i had no kitty food and mommy no could go get! i almost starved. luckily mommy goed to Oscar's mommy's house and she gived us some kitty food. and mommy camed back smelling like man cat.


then mommy getted really sick. i iz worried. she no can work. she no can play. she no can gets red mouse from under the couch. she has a 'pain in the tushy' she called it. and she no can sits. so she can only use computer for lil bits at a time.


u no worries. i takes good care of her. every night i comes downstairs, eats my snack and go sits near her to keeps her company. and remind her iz time to comes visit all my friends!


i may be gone for lil bit but i bees back! and i still comes read all your bloggies! mommy tries every night to show me my faves as my bedtime stories! even if i no leaves comments--i iz checkin on all your adventures!

oh, can u please send purrs for mommy just in case?

happy valentine's day!

happy valentine's day! love peanut butter

hehe just kidding! here i iz! i iz dreamin bout Oscar (my neighbor mancat) and willie...*blush*

then mommy getted me up cuz she said she had treats and presents for me!!!! (if you look closely you see Mr Bear is reaching out to touch my floofs again...what am i gonna do wiff him!)


look at all my presents!!

mommy getted special "shoe" plates and she gived me one for my own food! it has a human on it but iz okay cuz she looks like kitty almost and she has pretty shoes and bag. you know i love bags! and i getted stinky goodness and tempt-tay-shuns! i no haz before! i iz so excited. this is best day ever.

and then....

mommy tried to put me in a red dress. that did not go well. i did get lots of treats though....pics coming soon

a valentine's warning!

*sigh* i used to hears the expression be careful whats you wish for but i no nose what it meant. i wish for food, i gets food. i wish for red mouse, i gets red mouse. until...

i wished for mommy to pays attention to me and doos something special for love day.
See? Here i iz just helping mommy works...hoping to get my turn to blog...all nice and comfy no bothering no one


and then...things started to appear next to me
first a big heart which was okay cuz iz a pillow and waz kinda nice and squishy


but then i getted company. Mr Bear has come back from his vacation to the box in the closet named "valentines day decorations"


first i iz happy. sometimes i loves mr bear like my boyfriend.



but then mommy decided pose us together to use the flashy box. this no iz what i haz in mind when i wished for mommy to do somefin wiff me!!




*sigh* why do humans think this is funny?



ps-- thank you to everyone who waz worried that i loosed my ear or the flashy box stoled it! i getted real skared cuz it could happen!!! but i waz just hiding it to scare mommy cuz i was mad at her. see, i still haz them boff!

WW: Not happy!

if i iz a puppy i haz a bone to pick wiff mommy. i iz not happy kitty. See:


i iz so mad i no can be wordless. she been so busy she no doos mothin for me! she no plays. i no gets to blog.
I missed the inaug.... in-aw-grrr-a-shun... the big party for (Mistress)of Floofy Affairs Praline (and rest of royal court)
and i missed daisy's ffiff purrday!
AND i no gets to doos anything fun for love day this week. she promised i gets to do special cards and treats for my friend but she no doos.... :(

no iz happy wiff mommy AT ALL.

help!

quick help! I have a friend flying from Germany to the US with a cat on Wednesday and vets are closed. Does anyone know a safe way to sedate her kitty? She got permission to have her fly in the cabin with her but she want's something calm.
I always use Rescue Remedy but I'm not sure she has access!
thank you!

and sorry about the lack of posts. Having a very bad and hectic time!

fighting over fashion Friday

Fashion Friday in the house of Peanut Butter n Jenny:

i iz trying to find perfect accessories to go to Fagin's purr-day party. i iz a little worried my black bag no goes wiff my brown floofs and furs. but then i hears now it is fashion-ubble to mixes black wiff brown..... plus i haz grey floofs too.... what do you thinks? can i pulls it off?



what mommy?

Bunny, that's my bag. I was going to use it when I go to the movies later.

NO! IS MY BAG! you no can haz! (and i no iz a bunny!)

Peanut Butter, No bites! Play nice or No purr-day party! And no Red Mouse.
(Let's just say, this did not go well..... PB does not respond well to threats or the word no.....)

thirteen things i dood yesterday

thirteen FIFTEEN things i dood yesterday (i dood a lot!)

1. i getted new bloggie! mommy made it all pretties for the day of love!
2. i had my first Big Kitty meow! mommy sez i normally make "ferret noises" and little cries but today i sez MEEEOOOOWWWW!
3. i losed red mouse FOUR TIMES!
4. i made mommy get red mouse four times....then she said no more.
5. i spend rest of day trying to makes her change her mind
6. i cuddled wiff mommy while she taked nappy. i thinks she getted sus-fish-us cuz i no doos that lots.
7. i sitted wiff her at the table and kept her company while she worked
8. i letted her pet me and picks me up. again...i think she suspects what i iz doing.
9. i tries WHAPWHAPWHAP her till she gets it but that did not make her happy.
10. i pretends i no is mad--i no cares anymore:

11. i looked super cute so mommy gives me bite of her brownie.
12. she sez no so i just steals it anyway.

13. i ran and hid in the closet when mommy tried to use the Floof Stealer cuz i had 'nother dingleberry today (i iz very embarassed by this....)
14. i getted yummy stinky goodness and i helps mommy makes her dinner so she sees i iz good Top Chef kitty and will gives me a bite!
15. i sitted very quiet and stared at her wiff my laser eyes till she getted me red mouse again.

then i losed her again.....
now i go take nap cuz that remembering all that made me sleepies!

WW: i heart shiny things!

mommy FINALLY taked down the chrissy-mouse tree today. she haz been very very busy and no had time. i helped!
but now i has no pretty tree to hide under and no pretty twinkles!
i loves shiny objects!

I'm going to Dizzy World!

one of mommy's friends sended her this video and she fell off the couch laughing. then she sez to me "peanut butter, the steelers just won the super bowl, what are you going to do next? Go to Dizzy World!" and she laughed more. she is silly

this is dizzy world! doesn't it looks like the bestest kitty amusement park ever!!! i wantz to goes! who's coming wiff me?

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

here is the link where I got it: Kitty Amusement Park

iz a Doozy!

so i iz all alone today. mommy goed to a par-tay and no taked me. even though i haz pretty party dresses!
mommy dood something today called The Doozies for her other blog (the one wiffout pretty me in it) where she picked her favorite Super Bowl commercials (i still no nose what iz this super bowl. i no getted big bowl of food yesterday....)

she sez i gets to pick my own Doozy of a Commercial and shows you!
iz tough. i love the horsey ones. and those talking babies sure makes me laugh. And there was a talking orange cat wiff birdies!!!!
but i thinks my fave is:
Pedigree: Crazy Pets!

easy like Super Bowl Sunday!

happy super bowl day! so far i no gets new food bowl but i iz hoping.....


so mommy's friend sended her these pics wiff kitties all dressed up for the super bowl thingy. so i shows you.

mommy also thought it would be funny to put me in the photos.
i waz not amused.



nor was thiz kitties

haz fun wiff the big game! i can'ts waits for the commercials! i loves those clydesdales ones.
if yous likes football, mommy doos live updates on her other site today! or if you no nose football, she maked girl's guide to football 2.

furry-ocious photo hunt

today's photo hunt word is furry. i thinks we already determined that i can doos furry wiff my eyes closed! thaz no challenge!
so instead, i shows you furry-OCIOUS! no iz photo though. iz better! iz me in a movie!!!!!! (iz a little dark, i iz sorry!)

find peanut butter friday part deux!

iz time for another round of
FIND PEANUT BUTTER FRIDAY!
Yay!!
i telled you already in the first round that i iz good hider! mommy no thinks so but i bets you no finds me! i gets lots of practiss cuz the pawpurr-yahtzee flashy box always be stalkin me. and mommy alwayz wants cuddles. so i hides lots.
i shows you pics and you sees if you can sees me. good lucks!
remember to keep tracks so yous can tells me how many you getted!



1. if you haz pawpurr-yahtzee trying to use the flashy box, use something to cover your face immediately. you no wants to get on cover of the Inquirer!

2. hide where humans least expect it. use their surroundings and favorite things as hiding places and they will never suspect! hehe! no finds me here!


3. i cannot stress this enuff--like i sez last time. hides under things then they no finds you cuz is covered up! (another good point here is that you is ready to jumps out and attack if necessary)
4. while you iz hiding, turn on your "night vision laser eyes" then you can sees if they is coming after you!

5. now this one is tough, i know. but i iz there. i iz stressing the point that you always dress the part. the right clothes can provide the perfect cover should the pawpurr-yahtzee tries to gets you.

how many peanut butters did you finded?
0 peanut butters: see? i iz best hider!
1 peanut butters: lucky guess.....
2 peanut butters: did yous practice wiff Where's Waldo first? cuz thaz cheating
3 peanut butters: did mommy tell youz where i iz??
4 peanut butters: you iz liar.
5 peanut butters: wow. what iz you? an international secret kitty spy or somefin? ***
(***if you iz, i may haz secret mission for you! i iz gonna make my own international kitty spies!!)