Monday, August 24, 2009

a special word from mommy

hi all my furry buddies! i no gets to write today cuz mommy said she wants to axes you all somefin bout me. she no tells me what is iz. i thinks she is plans a supurrrrise parties for me!!!! i no thinks iz my purr-day again cuz i just has one. mommy's purrday is this week. maybe she is throwing me a party for her purrday!!!

or maybe its a very special Princess Pretty Floofy party cuz i iz pretty and floofy.....

you tells her i wants her to invites all of yous. And my boyfriend Oscar. And i likes lots of red mouses. And i want a big chick-hen all for me. and a catnip cake!

from jenny:

sadly no.... no party..... just want some advice and I know what PB would say: "gimme more chick-hen!!!! and more stinky goodness!"

I noticed PB is eating twice as much dry food per day as she used to. I've been giving her the same amount for months now and it always lasts two days before refilling. Now she's hoovering it in a day.

And she has been driving me crazy about wanting more wet food. She always gets half a can and she has been begging for more.

She was fixed back in the beginning of June but the new eating started about a week or two ago. Otherwise everything is good.

Any thoughts? I just want to make sure it isn't anything serious. One site suggested it could be that she is bored ----and since she does keep knocking all of her toys underneath immovable objects (ie the stove....) that could very well be!

Thank you for any suggestions! I'm going away at end of the week for 2 ngiths and don't want to be freaking out worried about her!

Friday, July 17, 2009

i iz a daddy's girl!

Today i iz gonna tells you about my daddy. i spend lots of time talking bout mommy cuz she is the one that feeds me, plays wiff me, pets me, takes me to the vet, cuddles me (against my will), gives me treats (not as many as i would like...), lets me play outside, getted me a boyfriend, designs my blog, changes my poopies and makes sure i iz loved. Oh and dresses me up in stoopid outfits.

i love mommy but i iz very much a daddy's girl. i iz very loyal to him even though he no touches me or feeds me. every time i hear his voice i comes running from wherever i iz hiding. he has bestest voice in the whole wide world. i can sit and listen to him for hours.

my favorite bedtime story is the story of when mommy meeted him for the first time. "Once upon a time, beautiful Princess Jennifer goed all the way to Tally-Lassie in a quest to meet the man of her dreams. Her soulmate. And on that magical night, the stars aligned and the princess getted to meet her Prince Charming. And it was the bestest day of her whole life. And in that moment, cuz the princess loved the prince so very much wiff all of her heart, her love created somefin very, very special: a precious child to cherish all her life"

That's ME!!!!

mommy's seen him a few times since then but she says he is a very busies man. he travels lots. i never even gets to meets him before. mommy says he is very, very handsome. i did seen him once on the talking box in the living room and he looks like a very nice daddy. and she telled me she still loves him very, very much. Oh, and she says his name is Chris Dot-Tree.

so how do i gets to hear his voice all the time? well, i'm not sure how she dood it but mommy getted his voice into her lappy-top! Here! You can listen too! and somehow she getted it into her car cuz when she taked me to get's paid, he was talking to me the whole way to the vet to keeps me calm.

iz my biggest dream that one day i goes and meets my daddy, Chris Dot-Tree and he says to me "i've not always been the best (dad), a friend to you, but your love remains true.... i'm going home, to the place where i belong, where your love has always been enough for me." Then i can tells him how much i loves him too.

[Jenny's Notes: I've worshipped Chris Daughtry since he was on American Idol. I was obsessed with his first album. The first year he toured, I saw him 5 times in concert...including a small show in Tallahassee, Fl (5hrs away from me) where I got to actually meet & talk to him.

Peanut Butter was born on May 1, 2007, the same day I met Daughtry. Six weeks later, my roommate brought home this little ball of fluff to live with us! And that little ball of fluff quickly became my little child.

And for the last 2 years, every time I play his music, she turns into a mushmellow. I started to really notice this trend when the band was on American Idol as guest this past season. I picked her up to dance (which she HATES) and she was entranced by the television. She kept twisting around to look at him. It was too funny. Since then, she comes running whenever I turn on his songs, no matter how loud I blast them. Anyone else, she bolts and hides far away.

I've been listening to him almost daily for over 2 years...and he's the only male voice that she hears that regularly. Made me really wonder what she must be thinking...

oh! And for the record, Mr. Daughtry never posed with Peanut Butter. That is just product of me having too much time to play on PhotoShop! But the last photo with me & him is, in fact, very real!]

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

i getted's paid!

hi every furry bodies!!!!

iz been sooooo long since i gets to talks to you! i tells you whats been going on.

First, i iz 2 now! i had my purrday a while ago and it was lots of fun! See:

then i finally get's paid! i kept getting all hot every two weeks. mommy liked it cuz i would cuddles her and plays wiff her feet but i was no happy! See:

finally mommy getted enuff money to takes me to the vet to get's paid.

that was a very very very bad day. i no getted any food or water for hours! mommy closed all my drinking bowls and takes away all my food. i thoughts i was going to starve to death. [Um. she didn't have food from midnight till 7am. hardly starvation!]

mommy getted up really early and made me gets up too even though i waz dreamin of red mouse. i knew somefin was up cuz my fun playbox [also known as PB's carrier, but she loves it to play in it] was out. and everytime i goes near it, mommy getted close to me like she wanted to pick me up.

then she tricked me! she said "wanna treat?" and i waz starvin! I no eats in furrever!
but there was only a trick, no treats. She scooped me up and stuffed me in my playbox and threw me in the car!

then we getted to the vet. it was very noisy. lots of puppies barking and kitties crying. i waz very skared cuz they took me from mommy and she no gets to say good bye to me! then she left me there all day!
and mommy said the vet would be a nice lady that would say "peanut butter you are the prettiest, most fluffiest kitty in the world" cuz look, i iz:

but no one said that. they poked me wiff lots of needles cuz i needed my shots too. at least mommy had getted red mouse for me and puts her in my playbox to makes me feel safe! then....

bad things happened. i not like get's paid. when mommy finally comed to get me, i was not a happy kitty.

mommy said i looked like a drowned rat. or like someone named Bambi when they iz first borned and was all wobbly. and i was "loopy" See:

so i iz a big girl now!! i iz 2 and i get's paid and my tummy is all healed up. and i haz a boyfriend. his name is Oscar and lives two doors away from me. mommy goes there lots and comes home smelling like mancat lots. he is very handsome!

oh! i didn't tell you worst part bout when i get's paid! They stealed lots of my floofs!!!!!! they taked away most of my pretty kitty belly. i no lets mommy looks at my belly for weeks cuz she always sez that was my bestest part. and my pretty tail. and my lil pink nose. but look! my floofs is back:

i still haz lots to tells you so i gonna try to come back lots more! i misses you (and so does mommy!) especially to Sweet Praline, Daisy & Harley, Grrreta & Crew, & Goma! Mommy telled me lots of my friendz is no longer blogging :( so if you haz some new furry friends to recommend please let me know!

Friday, May 1, 2009

iz my Purr-day!!!!!!

happy purrday to me! i iz TWO!

we thinked it be fun to show you some pictures of me growing up to be a big girl kitty!

mommy says i iz big kitty now but she still calls me "Lil Cat" cuz i was so lil when she first getted me. and the bailey monster was "big cat" See:

iz been bestest day ever! i getted tempt-tay-shuns at middle-of-night when i turned TWO! and then i getted a new toy filled wiff nip. and mommy and i had playtime wiff my favorite dangly toy--Mr. Pony.

i feeled so loved that i stayed wiff mommy all night while she worked!
and gets even better cuz she goed to concert to see David Cook and iz leaving me all alone to play tonight! she gived me red mouse and left the lanai door open so i cans go sit outside! and she no touchy me! yay!!!

more tomorrow!!!!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

shhhh don't tell mommy!

hi every furry buddies!!
i sneaks on and comes to says hi :)
thank you so much for all the love while i bees gone!

i misses yous so much and i keeps trying to gets mommy to come back and doos my site.
i sits and stares at her from across the room, lots. she no likes that.

mommy getted better and she no i sickies. she just has big case of the busies. she keeps getting good ideas and they takes up all her time which i like cuz she no chases me round house and tries to pets me lots. but no iz fun cuz i no gets to tells you all my stories! and i haz lots!!!!

i try to tell her that i iz bestest idea she ever had and focus on me but she just laughed.

she says maybe i can starts coming back once a week to play!! i really hopes so. but she also telled me she would get Red Mouse from under the couch and that was two months ago and i just getted her back today.

silly humans.

but till i gets back you no worries! we is good! and mommy still signs on and reads all my fave bloggies to me for bedtime stories whenever she can!

love, lots of floof and kitty kisses
your friend
peanut butter

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

i iz MIA kitty!

hi furry buddies
i iz so sorriez i no comes seez yous and you no haz new adventures of me :(
iz been not so good here.

first mommy getted really really busies wiff work. but she promises she helps me bloggie soon. she just getted people wanting her to write for them. she sez that is good cuz maybe soon she makes money and we no haz to go to the poor house. i no wants to move there. i likes my house wiff stairs and hiding closets and the lanai wiff lizards.

then mommies car get deaded. that was no good. though mommy kept laughing very hard. somefthing bout her car turning 50,0003 and dying. that sounds old but she telled me no, its very young car.
but i no see the funnies! i had no kitty food and mommy no could go get! i almost starved. luckily mommy goed to Oscar's mommy's house and she gived us some kitty food. and mommy camed back smelling like man cat.

then mommy getted really sick. i iz worried. she no can work. she no can play. she no can gets red mouse from under the couch. she has a 'pain in the tushy' she called it. and she no can sits. so she can only use computer for lil bits at a time.

u no worries. i takes good care of her. every night i comes downstairs, eats my snack and go sits near her to keeps her company. and remind her iz time to comes visit all my friends!

i may be gone for lil bit but i bees back! and i still comes read all your bloggies! mommy tries every night to show me my faves as my bedtime stories! even if i no leaves comments--i iz checkin on all your adventures!

oh, can u please send purrs for mommy just in case?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

happy valentine's day!

happy valentine's day! love peanut butter

hehe just kidding! here i iz! i iz dreamin bout Oscar (my neighbor mancat) and willie...*blush*

then mommy getted me up cuz she said she had treats and presents for me!!!! (if you look closely you see Mr Bear is reaching out to touch my floofs again...what am i gonna do wiff him!)

look at all my presents!!

mommy getted special "shoe" plates and she gived me one for my own food! it has a human on it but iz okay cuz she looks like kitty almost and she has pretty shoes and bag. you know i love bags! and i getted stinky goodness and tempt-tay-shuns! i no haz before! i iz so excited. this is best day ever.

and then....

mommy tried to put me in a red dress. that did not go well. i did get lots of treats coming soon