Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Wordless Wednesdays: cuzin maggie

happy new year. i go sleepies now.

Bachelor #4: Moo Shu

Only a few hours left to get my boyfriend for New Years. This contestant entered late in the game. Mother finded him on her trip to Island of Roads. His name is Moo Shu. I don't know much about him but he looks regal. Perhaps he is the king of this Island of Roads.

Mother FINALLY took a moment in her busy schedule to make a poll for me. But I am sure it is too late. I am not amused with her. How am I supposed to chose without your assistance. If I am dateless this evening I will be extremely upset. I suppose there is always Red Mouse....

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Bachelor #3: Mr. Bear

Meet Bachelor #3 in my dating game to get me a boyfriend for new years eve. Mr. Bear.
Why we love him:
1. He doesn't talk back
2. He isn't all up on me all the time
3. He makes me look even prettier than I already am
4. He's cute, in a big, teddy bear kinda way
5. He is always there for me, whenever I need him
6. He wears his heart on his sleeve...or at least on his sweater.

Vote for Mr. Bear!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Bachelor #2: Sambuca Moltisanti

Meet Bachelor #2 in my Dating Game to get me a boyfriend for new years eve! Now Bachelor #2 is definitely more my type.
Let me introduce you to Sambuca Moltisanti Antenucci Jeter Lafferty. And you know what they say about cat's with long names ;) Oh yeah, that's right, royal breeding! Look at him all regal on his throne!

He is so handsome. Long and sleek, he just screams class and elegance! Our children would be gorgeous. And he lives in a very wealthy area of Boston. Mother say's I'm too young to commit myself just yet but I fear I better snap him up one of the Beacon Hill kitties sink their claws into him!
Vote for Buca!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Bachelor #1: Chingaling!

Because I'm so pretty, I have lots of admirers. My human said that 'My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard' which I do not understand since 1. I would not share my milkshakes and 2. we have no yard. My human is constantly trying to set me up, hoping I will settle down and haved a pet wedding. I'm hoping you can help me!
She keeps talking up this Chingaling character because he was her first pet love and helped raise him and blah, blah, blah. I have been told that he is of royal breeding much like myself. His mother's name is Princess , and his human has been known to go by Queen Bee. However, he is a dog. And you know my feelings bout those creatures.

But my human says we are a match made in heaven. Both attractive with silky soft fur and gorgeous fluffy tails. And both become crazy gremlins after midnight or when we are touched when we don't want to be. I don't know. I've seen pictures of this...Chingaling...and handsome as he may be, he often has his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He probably drools.
Vote for Chingy!

The Dating Game Contest

With Mommy still out of town in New York, I've decided this would be a perfect time to have you help me pick my date for New Years! See, I am Princess Gigi* and I have lots of admirers because I am so pretty and all. I find it impossible for me to pick just one!
Over the next few days I will be showing you all of my current beaus and what I thinks of them. Vote for your favorite or enter your own pet for a chance to become my boyfriend and my date for New Year's Eve!
The Winner will get: What? Me as your girlfriend isn't enough of a prize? You should be getting me pretty sparkly things to be with me! Ok. fine. I talks to Mommy and come up wiff something else for yous. i thinks it will be red mice and stuff!**
*Peanut Butter and all of her personalities do not discriminate based on gender, breed or species. She does however discriminate based on prettiness. Also, Birds and lizards, be warned, she likes to chase and try to eat you.
**Jenny has consented to a contest, although she is unaware that it is a Dating Contest. She thinks it is a Cute Kitty Show. She said the winner would get a wonderful gift basket full of goodies and special treats. And yes, a red mouse or two!
Deadline for submissions is 6 p.m. New Year's Eve. Must give PB, er, Princess Gigi as she likes to be called today, a chance to get ready!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

mommy's presents!

i showeded you whats i getted from santa paws but i forgetted to show youz what i getted mommy! I wrappeded it myself. well, me & red mouse did! itz pretty dontcha think? i putted lots of bows. i like bows.
i getted mommy Dewey! cuz she wanted it and said she's read its to me! i prettier than dewey but i like stories!

Friday, December 26, 2008

what i getted for chrissy mouse!

chrissy mouse is the bestest day ever! santa paws and mommy giveded me so many news toys! i shows you! mommy takeded these bideos and pictures of pretty me before she goed away

mommy iz these for me? i love bows!
my loot! I getted a a new kitty bowl! Its sez cats rule and in shape a crown. and there is a dangly crown for me to hit on the side! and i getted lots of new mice! and a jingly reindeer thing that is really strang looking. and disney princess wrapping paper!!!! i have bestest mommy and santa paws in the world!here i iz, a little stone on catnip. i getted a whole bag and mommy letted me lay on it for a few seconds. then things getted a little funny and i wokeded up ontop of my stocking surrounded by my presents.....weird.

mommy helps me! i no can haz do it myself. i kitty!

i getted red mice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my red mice!!!!!!!!!

MY toys!!!!

A little too much Christmas cheer!

Someone over did it a little on the Christmas partying and nog!
Death by red mouse! But what a way to go!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Merry f'in Christmas. Now get this stupid hat off of me before I kill you.

Peanut Butter! Be nice! Merry Christmas everyone! Have a wonderful day with your friends and family!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Weather Outside is Frightful

But the fire is so delightful!

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

santa paws, i good. i gives you this. you gives red mouse. oh and cookies iz from mommy. she sez thaz you likes them. i gives milks and my faves food. thanks yous

'Twas the Night before Christmas
And all through Jenny's House
Not a creature was stirring
Not even Red Mouse
The stocking were hung
by the laundry room with care
with hope that Mommy soon would be there
Peanut was snuggled all warm in her bed
With visions of red mouse dancing in her head
With Mommy away in New York having a night cap
Peanut settled in for a long winter's nap
When out on the lanai there rose such a clatter
Peanut sprang from Jenny's bed to see what's the matter
Away to the window she flew like a flash
Though the blinds and outside she dashed
When what to her wondering eyes should appear
A glorious sight to overcome her fear
For outside, waiting for her lay
Seven new red mice, one for each day!
Off to bed she took her new toys
overcome with merriment and bursting with joy
And as she lay back down and turned out the lights
she thought, Merry Christmas to all
And to all a GREAT night!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

i getted my first awardz!!!

i happiest kitty ever. i getted chrissymouse presentz early and i getted my first awardz all in same day! Thanks you so so so so so so so so so much Skitto, Peanut (that's my name too!!) and Chyanne! for the bestest awards evefur! Later i gives pics of all my news presentz! now i nots sure if i gets all the awards or just one but i like presentz so i takez all of dem and gives to my furry friends. So what we's going to do is gives them to our favorite bloggies! the only rules is yous say "i getted this award from PB&J" or somsings like dat and link back to me. then's you pass if forward to your favorite bloggies! and just in time for the season of giving and chrissymouse!
i gives to....
grr, midnight & cocoa cuz grr makes me happy
3 cats blog: cuz i loves the snow on their page!
Left Behind: cuz it is mommy's favorite bloggie and makes her feel better in this sad time for her
daisy: because we watcheded her bideos yesterday and they is soooo funny!
gretchen cuz she & mike looks really cold!
i gives out to more after chrissymouse but right now i go playz with my new toys
oh yeah...
and to Mommy because she giveded me be the bestest presents and lots of kisses before she goed. and she madeded this page for me!

i can haz go to new yorks too mommy?

okays mommy! red mouse and i iz ready to goes wiff you to new yorks. i packeded my suitcase all by myselves!

mommy lefted me :( but she sez its very very cold and i no likes there. even wiff all my super pretty furs i bes cold. so i stays here. but she sez i gets to leaves nother posts today to shows you what mommy giveded me for chrissy mouse! a little later after iz naps outside.
oh and mommy giveded me this bideo of my stoopid cuzin kitty maggie in new yorks. mommy sez she is sweet and cuddly and loves cameras. she looks stoopid. and nots as pretty as me.

:( i hopes mommy comes back soon and no more touches maggies. i misses her.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Another Case of the Mondays :(

ok who telleded mommy it ok to put dresses on me! i bites you

i looks stoopid. why yous all dresses up and shows pics to mommy so she getted idea to put this stoopid thing on me. i no care if chrissymouse and santa paws bringdid me more red mice if i haffs to wear this dress! i pretty enuff!
i not happy kitty.
but i still loves my mommy!
have a purrfect monday!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Over the country and through the snow, to grandfather's house we go!

Mommy is packing to go to New York for santa paws. She says this time I don't gets to go wiff her. I think it's cuz last time we flew I gette scared when the plane hit the ground and I peed in my carrier. But Mommy said no, it's just because it's really cold and snowy there now, not like last time I getted to go. And this time there is another kitty named Maggie there. I don't like the cold or other kitties. But I hate when Mommy leaves me. Maybe I can sneak into her suitcase....

sorry we didn't visit yesterday!

we is sorry we didn't come visits yesterday....
mommy haz very bad day. she crieded a lot. so i takeded lots of time to cuddle her and tries to makes her smile. she having rough time and missing lots of people right now but don't worries! she still haz me and i'z being my bestest to make her better!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

helping mommy wrap

today i helpeded mommy wraps presents! she sez is almost Chrissymouse and Santa Paws will be coming!

i don't know who this one's for but i hopes is for me! iz furry and jingles and moves when i hits it.holding the paper for mommy. she saids it was quite 'propriate for me. i think that word means comfy.

i tries to help but i getted all wrapped up instead! mommy couldn't stop laughing at me. but sed i iz bested present she ever getted.

mommy i thinks this one is for me! I hopes its more red mice!
No peeking Peanut!

a note from me & mommy

mommy is very overwhelms right now wiff all my new friends. i don't know why she is prized cuz i am so pretty. peoples always wants to touch me and play wiff me and stuff. buts she says i can't plays all the time cuz she haz to works. mean stoopid mommy. i bitted her for yous but i gots in trouble and she taked red mouse away for a while. but i getted it back.
but she sayz to tell yous that she is trying really hard to keeps up. i made so many new friends i is gonna get a whole new webpage to shows you! but she says it mights be awhile cuz the chrissymouse is coming. and she is news to this stuff.
From Jenny herself:
Wow! I really am so amazed at the wonderful response! I always knew my cat was, um, "special" but it's been great to see her make so many friends! I'm trying really hard to keep up but I am very new to the blogging world! I'm trying to learn all sorts of things like blogrolls and links, awards & memes, how to run multiple-blogs and look at everyone else's multiple blogs...
I hope you will bear with me for a few weeks! Peanut Butter will definitely have new posts up at least once a day from now till the new year, maybe more than one if she is good! And then hopefully I'll be able to revamp her site and figure out how to get her more actively playing with everyone!
Thank you so much for your support! It's been a really, really tough Christmas season for me (more about that on a different blog sometime...) and this has been the thing to put a smile on my face every day. And I hope it's been doing the same for all of you!
If anyone has any helpful hints, I'd love to hear them! And if anyone knows how to get a mood-updater/widgety type thing...I want one!
Love, Peanut Butter & Jenny

Friday, December 19, 2008

i iz Head Chef Kitty!

look what mommy getted me! she sez cuz i is such a good Head Chef, i getted my own Meowy Chrissymass kitchen towels! Tom Collie-licker look out, i'm gonna gets to top chef kitchen!

Head Kitty Chef Peanut Butter takes on Cookie Kitchen

can you tell mommy and i mades cookies today! mommy wanted to makes 12 dozen cookies to gives to her friends. i don't know how many that is but i thinks its hundreds! she said she needed a helper and let me come up on the No-No counter!
mommy sez i waz a great little helper. i sez i was Head Chef, like Tom Collie-liker on mommy's fave show Top Chef!

here i is not a happy Head Chef Kitty. Mommy getted flour all over my pretty hair. i is not amused. she mades it worst when shes put water on it to get it off. i no like my head being wet. and thens, the flour and water made a paste in my pretty hair and messeded it all up! i looked silly for days till i getted it out!but mommy let me sniff the cookies and lick the flour from her hands. and she gived me a treat for being her bestest Head Chef Kitty Helper! and i forgived her.
Next week on Top Chef Kitty, Head Chef Peanut Butter shows off her culinary skills with grilled cheese and soup! But will a cat fight ensue in the kitchen when Human Jenny tries to be Head Chef? Stay tuned!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

my first picture meme!

mommy sez i gets an extra special post today cuz i was given a Meme by my new friends Chica and Pumuckl! there is this game where you goes to your pictures. so here i is!

~Big thanks to Ana, Chica and Pumuckl for this great game! And for giving us our first meme!
Here are the rules:
1. Go to your Picture Folder on your computer or wherever you store your pictures.
2. Go to the 6th Folder and then pick the 6th Picture.3. Post it on your bloggy and tell the story that goes with the picture.
4. Tag 5 other glorious peoples to do the same thing and leave a comment on their bloggy tellin' them 'bout it.
I too, have multiple picture folders for Peanut Butter! And on two computers! This one has:
1. Baby Peanut 2. Peanut's Video Adventures 3. Holiday Peanut 4. Peanut & Friends 5. Peanut through the years and 6. Peanut's Outside Adventures!

when mommy letted me go out on the lay-down-nai outside she started taking lots of pics and moovies of me. she sez i is funny. this is me in the morning when i haves to wait for her to gets her coffee before she opens the window to lets me go outside. i not happy to wait for hers. and i needs coffees too! i gets very grouchy if shes takes too long. there are lizards for me to catch!

mommy sez i gets to pick friends to play wiff me!
i don't have lots of friends yet cuz i used to be an anti-social kitty. so i picks some. if you already dided the game, i sorry!
1. Grr, Midnight & Cocoa cuz Grr comes to play wiff me lots
2. Gandalf & Grayson cuz i likes them lots. and they have an elf yourself too so i not only kitty who has a crazy mommy person.
3. 3 Cat Blog: cuz moses telled me bout staring game!
4. Samantha & Mr Tigger. cuz i hopes they let me play wiff their new toys if i gives them a game to play!
5. Two Greyhound Town: cuz they isn't bad looking. for dawgies.

me, bailey and chingaling as elves!

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

i thinks mommy has too much time on her hands cuz she keeps making these and making me look stoopid. and then makes me watch them. this one is my, the evil monster Bailey the cat who used to live wiff me, and chingaling, one of my boyfriends and mommys puppy before she getted me. he is in new york wiff his mommy. but we dance here

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

mommy is sickies

mommy has the flu and says sorry we haven't been around to see everyone. she keeps trying to cuddle be but i don't want to be sickies too. she said flu is sore throat, aches all over the body, not feeling good in the head. that sounds horrible. and her finger is all swollen again and in that funny contraption. i like to hit it. she said she rehurt it when she was trying to poke me. that's why she should not do that. i no like poking.
she says we will try to visit everyone but sorries if we can't.

Wordless Wednesdays: Reality TV Junkie

shhhh! This is the best part!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

All I want for Christmas

dear santa paws
i want sum stuff.
i waz good all year.
except when bailey waz here. but she started it. don't gives her anything. she waz bad.
and when i bites mommy. but i just playing then. she knows that. cept that one time but she knows what she did.

i like red mouse i got last christmas.
i like 'nother kitty tent mommy gived me from Ikea

i like cubes i getted on my trip to new york
i like chicken. and cereal flavored milk.
i like a kitty jungle gym

thank you.

ps-- mommy sayz i give you something so i gives you fish and shrimp feast, my favorite. and the cookies are for your birdy-deers that fly.

Monday, December 15, 2008

A Total Case of The Mondays

don't we all have days when we feel just like this?

my big screen debut

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

i always thought i was pretty enough to be in movies! check me out!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

sleepy sundays!

mommy sez i falls sleepies in the strangest places and poo-sitions. But i's not the only one who falls asleep on the couch every night!

i is comfy. go away.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Bonus Post For Good Behavior!

Mommy says i gets to give an extra post today cuz i waz so brave yesterday. i waz playing with a basket in her office while she waz trying to work all day. she thought i waz doin it deliber-deliberat--um, on purpoises to bug her cuz she said no playing outside. but i wasn't. okay well, maybe just a little.

but really its cuz there waz a lizard in the house! and i's trapped it in the basket! all day i guarded it to make sure it didn't get mommy.
and then i gots it out of the basket at 5:30 in the morning. i tried to guard it but mommy had to help and put it under a bucket.
still a little angry that she took it away from me. i mean i caught it and protected her. why can't i play with it. she says its cuz she didn't want to wake up with it in her bed like red mouse sometimes is. but thats just me giving presents!
Me Looking for the Lizard:

From jenny: took the video when I thought Peanut was just being crazy. She played with the basket for about 3 hours straight during the day. I kept peeking in it and didn't see anything, figured it was a spider because how could a lizard be hiding in there? But oh no, at 5:30 a.m. I peeked in the office and the basket was on the floor, papers all around the room. And a lizard sitting right next to Peanut Butter. What a night, er, morning! And what a brave lizard hunting kitty I have!

Princess President and CEO of PB&J

As Princess President and CEO of Peanut Butter and Jenny, all major decisions must be first run through moi. This is me making the critical decisions about the layout and colors of the website. Jenny's first choices were immediately rejected and I made her do them again. Hard to find good help these days.