Because I'm so pretty, I have lots of admirers. My human said that 'My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard' which I do not understand since 1. I would not share my milkshakes and 2. we have no yard. My human is constantly trying to set me up, hoping I will settle down and haved a pet wedding. I'm hoping you can help me!
She keeps talking up this Chingaling character because he was her first pet love and helped raise him and blah, blah, blah. I have been told that he is of royal breeding much like myself. His mother's name is Princess , and his human has been known to go by Queen Bee. However, he is a dog. And you know my feelings bout those creatures.
But my human says we are a match made in heaven. Both attractive with silky soft fur and gorgeous fluffy tails. And both become crazy gremlins after midnight or when we are touched when we don't want to be. I don't know. I've seen pictures of this...Chingaling...and handsome as he may be, he often has his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He probably drools.
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