I think I may have to give you a warning. As you read on, you may notice a slight...schizophrenic feel...to Peanut Butter's stories. Sometimes, she sounds like a sweet little innocent kitten. And others, she is a diabolical little gremlin.
Welcome to the daily life with my multi-personality kitty! You never know what kitty you are going to get. Hours can go by and she is a cuddly love muffin and then something doesn't go her way--like me telling her, "no, please don't scratch the new couch" or "time to come inside, I'm getting cold and want to close the window" and look out! Crazy Gremlin-like monster comes out.
There are three distinct personalities I have discovered so far. Can you tell which one she is in this pic?
1. Love Muffin Bunny: the eternal kitten inside her. Wanting to play and be silly and loves Mommy more than anything in the world! (she is my favorite)
2. Princess GiGi: She is slightly disdainful with a touch of royal airs. She sits regally on her many thrones about the house and truly cannot understand how a minion like yourself can think you are worthy of touching her. Tends to say "I'm pretty" or "look at my pretty tail."
3. Stewie. Aka Gremlin, Crazy Monster, Evil Monkey. Appears when cameras are around, Mommy tells her no or attempt to scold her, humans don't give her bites of their human food, or something just snaps inside her. Tends to speak like Stewie from Family Guy, plotting to kill or at least maim anyone around her. Hits, bites, scratches and is downright vicious.
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