a valentine's warning!

*sigh* i used to hears the expression be careful whats you wish for but i no nose what it meant. i wish for food, i gets food. i wish for red mouse, i gets red mouse. until...

i wished for mommy to pays attention to me and doos something special for love day.
See? Here i iz just helping mommy works...hoping to get my turn to blog...all nice and comfy no bothering no one


and then...things started to appear next to me
first a big heart which was okay cuz iz a pillow and waz kinda nice and squishy


but then i getted company. Mr Bear has come back from his vacation to the box in the closet named "valentines day decorations"


first i iz happy. sometimes i loves mr bear like my boyfriend.



but then mommy decided pose us together to use the flashy box. this no iz what i haz in mind when i wished for mommy to do somefin wiff me!!




*sigh* why do humans think this is funny?



ps-- thank you to everyone who waz worried that i loosed my ear or the flashy box stoled it! i getted real skared cuz it could happen!!! but i waz just hiding it to scare mommy cuz i was mad at her. see, i still haz them boff!

WW: Not happy!

if i iz a puppy i haz a bone to pick wiff mommy. i iz not happy kitty. See:


i iz so mad i no can be wordless. she been so busy she no doos mothin for me! she no plays. i no gets to blog.
I missed the inaug.... in-aw-grrr-a-shun... the big party for (Mistress)of Floofy Affairs Praline (and rest of royal court)
and i missed daisy's ffiff purrday!
AND i no gets to doos anything fun for love day this week. she promised i gets to do special cards and treats for my friend but she no doos.... :(

no iz happy wiff mommy AT ALL.

help!

quick help! I have a friend flying from Germany to the US with a cat on Wednesday and vets are closed. Does anyone know a safe way to sedate her kitty? She got permission to have her fly in the cabin with her but she want's something calm.
I always use Rescue Remedy but I'm not sure she has access!
thank you!

and sorry about the lack of posts. Having a very bad and hectic time!

fighting over fashion Friday

Fashion Friday in the house of Peanut Butter n Jenny:

i iz trying to find perfect accessories to go to Fagin's purr-day party. i iz a little worried my black bag no goes wiff my brown floofs and furs. but then i hears now it is fashion-ubble to mixes black wiff brown..... plus i haz grey floofs too.... what do you thinks? can i pulls it off?



what mommy?

Bunny, that's my bag. I was going to use it when I go to the movies later.

NO! IS MY BAG! you no can haz! (and i no iz a bunny!)

Peanut Butter, No bites! Play nice or No purr-day party! And no Red Mouse.
(Let's just say, this did not go well..... PB does not respond well to threats or the word no.....)

thirteen things i dood yesterday

thirteen FIFTEEN things i dood yesterday (i dood a lot!)

1. i getted new bloggie! mommy made it all pretties for the day of love!
2. i had my first Big Kitty meow! mommy sez i normally make "ferret noises" and little cries but today i sez MEEEOOOOWWWW!
3. i losed red mouse FOUR TIMES!
4. i made mommy get red mouse four times....then she said no more.
5. i spend rest of day trying to makes her change her mind
6. i cuddled wiff mommy while she taked nappy. i thinks she getted sus-fish-us cuz i no doos that lots.
7. i sitted wiff her at the table and kept her company while she worked
8. i letted her pet me and picks me up. again...i think she suspects what i iz doing.
9. i tries WHAPWHAPWHAP her till she gets it but that did not make her happy.
10. i pretends i no is mad--i no cares anymore:

11. i looked super cute so mommy gives me bite of her brownie.
12. she sez no so i just steals it anyway.

13. i ran and hid in the closet when mommy tried to use the Floof Stealer cuz i had 'nother dingleberry today (i iz very embarassed by this....)
14. i getted yummy stinky goodness and i helps mommy makes her dinner so she sees i iz good Top Chef kitty and will gives me a bite!
15. i sitted very quiet and stared at her wiff my laser eyes till she getted me red mouse again.

then i losed her again.....
now i go take nap cuz that remembering all that made me sleepies!

WW: i heart shiny things!

mommy FINALLY taked down the chrissy-mouse tree today. she haz been very very busy and no had time. i helped!
but now i has no pretty tree to hide under and no pretty twinkles!
i loves shiny objects!

I'm going to Dizzy World!

one of mommy's friends sended her this video and she fell off the couch laughing. then she sez to me "peanut butter, the steelers just won the super bowl, what are you going to do next? Go to Dizzy World!" and she laughed more. she is silly

this is dizzy world! doesn't it looks like the bestest kitty amusement park ever!!! i wantz to goes! who's coming wiff me?

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

here is the link where I got it: Kitty Amusement Park