i iz MIA kitty!

hi furry buddies
i iz so sorriez i no comes seez yous and you no haz new adventures of me :(
iz been not so good here.

first mommy getted really really busies wiff work. but she promises she helps me bloggie soon. she just getted people wanting her to write for them. she sez that is good cuz maybe soon she makes money and we no haz to go to the poor house. i no wants to move there. i likes my house wiff stairs and hiding closets and the lanai wiff lizards.

then mommies car get deaded. that was no good. though mommy kept laughing very hard. somefthing bout her car turning 50,0003 and dying. that sounds old but she telled me no, its very young car.
but i no see the funnies! i had no kitty food and mommy no could go get! i almost starved. luckily mommy goed to Oscar's mommy's house and she gived us some kitty food. and mommy camed back smelling like man cat.


then mommy getted really sick. i iz worried. she no can work. she no can play. she no can gets red mouse from under the couch. she has a 'pain in the tushy' she called it. and she no can sits. so she can only use computer for lil bits at a time.


u no worries. i takes good care of her. every night i comes downstairs, eats my snack and go sits near her to keeps her company. and remind her iz time to comes visit all my friends!


i may be gone for lil bit but i bees back! and i still comes read all your bloggies! mommy tries every night to show me my faves as my bedtime stories! even if i no leaves comments--i iz checkin on all your adventures!

oh, can u please send purrs for mommy just in case?

happy valentine's day!

happy valentine's day! love peanut butter

hehe just kidding! here i iz! i iz dreamin bout Oscar (my neighbor mancat) and willie...*blush*

then mommy getted me up cuz she said she had treats and presents for me!!!! (if you look closely you see Mr Bear is reaching out to touch my floofs again...what am i gonna do wiff him!)


look at all my presents!!

mommy getted special "shoe" plates and she gived me one for my own food! it has a human on it but iz okay cuz she looks like kitty almost and she has pretty shoes and bag. you know i love bags! and i getted stinky goodness and tempt-tay-shuns! i no haz before! i iz so excited. this is best day ever.

and then....

mommy tried to put me in a red dress. that did not go well. i did get lots of treats though....pics coming soon

a valentine's warning!

*sigh* i used to hears the expression be careful whats you wish for but i no nose what it meant. i wish for food, i gets food. i wish for red mouse, i gets red mouse. until...

i wished for mommy to pays attention to me and doos something special for love day.
See? Here i iz just helping mommy works...hoping to get my turn to blog...all nice and comfy no bothering no one


and then...things started to appear next to me
first a big heart which was okay cuz iz a pillow and waz kinda nice and squishy


but then i getted company. Mr Bear has come back from his vacation to the box in the closet named "valentines day decorations"


first i iz happy. sometimes i loves mr bear like my boyfriend.



but then mommy decided pose us together to use the flashy box. this no iz what i haz in mind when i wished for mommy to do somefin wiff me!!




*sigh* why do humans think this is funny?



ps-- thank you to everyone who waz worried that i loosed my ear or the flashy box stoled it! i getted real skared cuz it could happen!!! but i waz just hiding it to scare mommy cuz i was mad at her. see, i still haz them boff!

WW: Not happy!

if i iz a puppy i haz a bone to pick wiff mommy. i iz not happy kitty. See:


i iz so mad i no can be wordless. she been so busy she no doos mothin for me! she no plays. i no gets to blog.
I missed the inaug.... in-aw-grrr-a-shun... the big party for (Mistress)of Floofy Affairs Praline (and rest of royal court)
and i missed daisy's ffiff purrday!
AND i no gets to doos anything fun for love day this week. she promised i gets to do special cards and treats for my friend but she no doos.... :(

no iz happy wiff mommy AT ALL.

help!

quick help! I have a friend flying from Germany to the US with a cat on Wednesday and vets are closed. Does anyone know a safe way to sedate her kitty? She got permission to have her fly in the cabin with her but she want's something calm.
I always use Rescue Remedy but I'm not sure she has access!
thank you!

and sorry about the lack of posts. Having a very bad and hectic time!

fighting over fashion Friday

Fashion Friday in the house of Peanut Butter n Jenny:

i iz trying to find perfect accessories to go to Fagin's purr-day party. i iz a little worried my black bag no goes wiff my brown floofs and furs. but then i hears now it is fashion-ubble to mixes black wiff brown..... plus i haz grey floofs too.... what do you thinks? can i pulls it off?



what mommy?

Bunny, that's my bag. I was going to use it when I go to the movies later.

NO! IS MY BAG! you no can haz! (and i no iz a bunny!)

Peanut Butter, No bites! Play nice or No purr-day party! And no Red Mouse.
(Let's just say, this did not go well..... PB does not respond well to threats or the word no.....)

thirteen things i dood yesterday

thirteen FIFTEEN things i dood yesterday (i dood a lot!)

1. i getted new bloggie! mommy made it all pretties for the day of love!
2. i had my first Big Kitty meow! mommy sez i normally make "ferret noises" and little cries but today i sez MEEEOOOOWWWW!
3. i losed red mouse FOUR TIMES!
4. i made mommy get red mouse four times....then she said no more.
5. i spend rest of day trying to makes her change her mind
6. i cuddled wiff mommy while she taked nappy. i thinks she getted sus-fish-us cuz i no doos that lots.
7. i sitted wiff her at the table and kept her company while she worked
8. i letted her pet me and picks me up. again...i think she suspects what i iz doing.
9. i tries WHAPWHAPWHAP her till she gets it but that did not make her happy.
10. i pretends i no is mad--i no cares anymore:

11. i looked super cute so mommy gives me bite of her brownie.
12. she sez no so i just steals it anyway.

13. i ran and hid in the closet when mommy tried to use the Floof Stealer cuz i had 'nother dingleberry today (i iz very embarassed by this....)
14. i getted yummy stinky goodness and i helps mommy makes her dinner so she sees i iz good Top Chef kitty and will gives me a bite!
15. i sitted very quiet and stared at her wiff my laser eyes till she getted me red mouse again.

then i losed her again.....
now i go take nap cuz that remembering all that made me sleepies!