Saturday, January 3, 2009

more about my stoopid cuzins in new yorks

Mommy said its time for youz to meets my family. She giveded me these pictures and told me I had to show you. I do not know why. It's not like they are as pretty as me. And I can't even date the handsome one because she said these are more of my stoopid cuzins in new yorks and i iz related to them. At least they are better looking then my no-tail orange broffers.
From Mommy as interpreted by me:
Meet Doc & George! Peanut Butter's strange looking relatives! They live in New York with Jenny's nieces and nephews. Sleek, handsome Doc is a definite hottie-man-cat. Just look at him! Yum! Gotta get me back up to NY to check him out. Looks all regal and suave.

And George, the ragdoll, is named for O'Malley on Grey's Anatomy and is the most adorable puffball in the world.
WHAT??? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I MOST ADORABLE PUFFBALL IN THE WORLD. And George? Seriously? Seriously? no george! i likes McDreamy and McSteamy. i nots happy.

Friday, January 2, 2009

i can haz resolutions

mommy said cuz its Happy New Years we makes resolutions. i no understanded her. she telled me you makes a list of stuff you no more do or stuff you promise to do for next year to make yourself better kitty. and thats a resolution. so i resolutioned to be pretty every day but mommy sez i needed more. i maked this list of things i resolutioned:
but they iZ very hard resolutions. i no make it through first day. i makes new list. i resolution to:

Thursday, January 1, 2009

And the winner is....

Mr. BeaR!
He is my new boyfriend for new year. Till I gets a new one. Thank you for helping me!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year Everyone!
The Red Mouse Hangover From Hell... You think she would have learned after the Christmas fiasco! This is what I came home to...
God, I promise, if you just get me through this, I will never, ever play with red mouse ever least until tomorrow.

Happy New Year everyone! It has been such a pleasure meeting you all. 2008 was a very rough year for me and my family but since launching this site for peanut butter, I have been guaranteed a smile every day! Thank you to everyone who has come to visit her and left comments! And to everyone who shares their kitties stories too! Here's to a wonderful 2009! Lots to look forward to and fun things to come!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Wordless Wednesdays: cuzin maggie

happy new year. i go sleepies now.

Bachelor #4: Moo Shu

Only a few hours left to get my boyfriend for New Years. This contestant entered late in the game. Mother finded him on her trip to Island of Roads. His name is Moo Shu. I don't know much about him but he looks regal. Perhaps he is the king of this Island of Roads.

Mother FINALLY took a moment in her busy schedule to make a poll for me. But I am sure it is too late. I am not amused with her. How am I supposed to chose without your assistance. If I am dateless this evening I will be extremely upset. I suppose there is always Red Mouse....

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Bachelor #3: Mr. Bear

Meet Bachelor #3 in my dating game to get me a boyfriend for new years eve. Mr. Bear.
Why we love him:
1. He doesn't talk back
2. He isn't all up on me all the time
3. He makes me look even prettier than I already am
4. He's cute, in a big, teddy bear kinda way
5. He is always there for me, whenever I need him
6. He wears his heart on his sleeve...or at least on his sweater.

Vote for Mr. Bear!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Bachelor #2: Sambuca Moltisanti

Meet Bachelor #2 in my Dating Game to get me a boyfriend for new years eve! Now Bachelor #2 is definitely more my type.
Let me introduce you to Sambuca Moltisanti Antenucci Jeter Lafferty. And you know what they say about cat's with long names ;) Oh yeah, that's right, royal breeding! Look at him all regal on his throne!

He is so handsome. Long and sleek, he just screams class and elegance! Our children would be gorgeous. And he lives in a very wealthy area of Boston. Mother say's I'm too young to commit myself just yet but I fear I better snap him up one of the Beacon Hill kitties sink their claws into him!
Vote for Buca!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Bachelor #1: Chingaling!

Because I'm so pretty, I have lots of admirers. My human said that 'My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard' which I do not understand since 1. I would not share my milkshakes and 2. we have no yard. My human is constantly trying to set me up, hoping I will settle down and haved a pet wedding. I'm hoping you can help me!
She keeps talking up this Chingaling character because he was her first pet love and helped raise him and blah, blah, blah. I have been told that he is of royal breeding much like myself. His mother's name is Princess , and his human has been known to go by Queen Bee. However, he is a dog. And you know my feelings bout those creatures.

But my human says we are a match made in heaven. Both attractive with silky soft fur and gorgeous fluffy tails. And both become crazy gremlins after midnight or when we are touched when we don't want to be. I don't know. I've seen pictures of this...Chingaling...and handsome as he may be, he often has his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He probably drools.
Vote for Chingy!

The Dating Game Contest

With Mommy still out of town in New York, I've decided this would be a perfect time to have you help me pick my date for New Years! See, I am Princess Gigi* and I have lots of admirers because I am so pretty and all. I find it impossible for me to pick just one!
Over the next few days I will be showing you all of my current beaus and what I thinks of them. Vote for your favorite or enter your own pet for a chance to become my boyfriend and my date for New Year's Eve!
The Winner will get: What? Me as your girlfriend isn't enough of a prize? You should be getting me pretty sparkly things to be with me! Ok. fine. I talks to Mommy and come up wiff something else for yous. i thinks it will be red mice and stuff!**
*Peanut Butter and all of her personalities do not discriminate based on gender, breed or species. She does however discriminate based on prettiness. Also, Birds and lizards, be warned, she likes to chase and try to eat you.
**Jenny has consented to a contest, although she is unaware that it is a Dating Contest. She thinks it is a Cute Kitty Show. She said the winner would get a wonderful gift basket full of goodies and special treats. And yes, a red mouse or two!
Deadline for submissions is 6 p.m. New Year's Eve. Must give PB, er, Princess Gigi as she likes to be called today, a chance to get ready!