thirteen things i dood yesterday

thirteen FIFTEEN things i dood yesterday (i dood a lot!)

1. i getted new bloggie! mommy made it all pretties for the day of love!
2. i had my first Big Kitty meow! mommy sez i normally make "ferret noises" and little cries but today i sez MEEEOOOOWWWW!
3. i losed red mouse FOUR TIMES!
4. i made mommy get red mouse four times....then she said no more.
5. i spend rest of day trying to makes her change her mind
6. i cuddled wiff mommy while she taked nappy. i thinks she getted sus-fish-us cuz i no doos that lots.
7. i sitted wiff her at the table and kept her company while she worked
8. i letted her pet me and picks me up. again...i think she suspects what i iz doing.
9. i tries WHAPWHAPWHAP her till she gets it but that did not make her happy.
10. i pretends i no is mad--i no cares anymore:

11. i looked super cute so mommy gives me bite of her brownie.
12. she sez no so i just steals it anyway.

13. i ran and hid in the closet when mommy tried to use the Floof Stealer cuz i had 'nother dingleberry today (i iz very embarassed by this....)
14. i getted yummy stinky goodness and i helps mommy makes her dinner so she sees i iz good Top Chef kitty and will gives me a bite!
15. i sitted very quiet and stared at her wiff my laser eyes till she getted me red mouse again.

then i losed her again.....
now i go take nap cuz that remembering all that made me sleepies!

i iz thankful i iz pretties

mommy taked 77 pictures of me wiff the new flashy box! 77! i can't even counts that many (see my maff lesson from Sat if you no believes me) But i thinks it comes after 10. And thaz a lot! And all in one day!

i iz very worried the flashy box is stealin' my pretties cuz mommy showed me what was in the flashy box and look what it taked!


look at all my pretties it taked!



it even getted my floofy pretty tail!

so then i tries to get smarter than flashy box. i tries to sit very stills so it iz tricked and thinks i iz statue and not a pretty kitty...

but the flashy box was not fooled and it taked more pretties!

So then i tries hiding. the old flashy box no taked pictures of me in my hiding spots cuz iz too dark there...

but this flashy box finded me and look at these pretties it getted!

i iz very worried there will be no more pretties left soon if it keeps taking. i iz worried mommy catch on if i breaks this one too...anyone knows how to make a flashy box disappear?

from jenny: My thankful Thursday is that I am not sick anymore! Yay! And PB took good care of me. She loved the sleeping for hours at a time part!

My Evil Step-sister: The Bailey Monster

I iz thankfuls the Bailey Monster no longer lives wiff me.

this is the evil monster that attacked me when I was a little cotton ball that still fit into Mommy's hands. she iz big meanie that tortured my life for over a year. she stalked me around the house. I was forced under bookcases, on top of the cabinets in the kitchen--anywhere I could hide that her fat butt couldn't get to.

She put me in kitty jail. I even caught her playing with red mouse. But i grewed bigger and my ferociousness scared her away! Ha ha goodbye evil Bailey Monster!

From Jenny: Not to worry! Bailey is okay! She was my roommates cat and they moved across town! The two fought like...well, cats and cats. Sometimes I think Peanut Butter misses her sister no i dontz but they are both happier without each other around!