madison the maniac

i waz gonna haz modeling monday cuz goma and sachie putted me on kitty bellies this weekend (yay!!!!) i waz gonna show you some more of my fierce poses... but mommy telled me her sissy is having a really bad time wiff some stuff so we wants to do somefin for her instead.

i gives you my couzin: madison the maniacnow don't be fools. i know madison no looks like furry-ocious maniac in that picture but i tells you, i sees what she doos to her toys and she is crazy puppy.

warning: the following video may not be suitable for kitties of all ages..... it is rated PG-13 for excessive violence towards unsuspecting toys.



see i tells you, madison the furry-ocious maniac! or as mommy calls her the wooly-mam-mouth. whatever that means.

more about my stoopid cuzins in new yorks

Mommy said its time for youz to meets my family. She giveded me these pictures and told me I had to show you. I do not know why. It's not like they are as pretty as me. And I can't even date the handsome one because she said these are more of my stoopid cuzins in new yorks and i iz related to them. At least they are better looking then my no-tail orange broffers.

From Mommy as interpreted by me:
Meet Doc & George! Peanut Butter's strange looking relatives! They live in New York with Jenny's nieces and nephews. Sleek, handsome Doc is a definite hottie-man-cat. Just look at him! Yum! Gotta get me back up to NY to check him out. Looks all regal and suave.


And George, the ragdoll, is named for O'Malley on Grey's Anatomy and is the most adorable puffball in the world.
WHAT??? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I MOST ADORABLE PUFFBALL IN THE WORLD. And George? Seriously? Seriously? no george! i likes McDreamy and McSteamy. i nots happy.