Thursday, January 8, 2009

My Evil Step-sister: The Bailey Monster

I iz thankfuls the Bailey Monster no longer lives wiff me.

this is the evil monster that attacked me when I was a little cotton ball that still fit into Mommy's hands. she iz big meanie that tortured my life for over a year. she stalked me around the house. I was forced under bookcases, on top of the cabinets in the kitchen--anywhere I could hide that her fat butt couldn't get to.

She put me in kitty jail. I even caught her playing with red mouse. But i grewed bigger and my ferociousness scared her away! Ha ha goodbye evil Bailey Monster!

From Jenny: Not to worry! Bailey is okay! She was my roommates cat and they moved across town! The two fought like...well, cats and cats. Sometimes I think Peanut Butter misses her sister no i dontz but they are both happier without each other around!

18 comments:

Brownie said...

Bailey Monster was so bad! I hope you don't learn from her bad thinks, Peanut!

Brownie said...

sorry, bad things ;)

3 Cat Blog said...

LOL - Oh dear! We're glad you no longer live together. That cupboard is so high!!

Daisy said...

Bailey played with Red Mouse? Oh noes! No wonder you did not get along.

Furkidsmom said...

Cousin Trooper did that to Sniffie which is how he ended up living with Auntie El as a (spoiled) only cat!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Yeah...sometimes you can be better furiends living apart than together...

Peanut Butter and Jenny said...

no brownie, i iz good kitty! bailey = evil monster! hehe i still gets up on the cupboard sometimes cuz it freaks mommy out! i good jumper!

she takedid my red mouse, i takedid her Eeek! Catnip Mouse and licked it. that waz bad day in our house...

The Creek Cats said...

We are glad to know you are no longer being chased by the evil Bailey Monster :)

The Meezers said...

oooo Baily monster was mean!!!! glad that you is happier now!

Cafe Cats said...

We are glad that you and Bailey could both be in happy houses. We get a little grumpy with each other, but we never tried to eatted each other!

Bebe

My Siberian Kitties said...

No kitty could ever be that eviiiil ??? Bwa ha ha ha ha.

Good Luck Peanut !

Smokey(ILM), Mishka, Mila & Zatenik's Mom - Jackie

jenianddean said...

That jail picture is so sweet. I bet you could have just walked right out of there if you wanted to.
--Jasper

PB 'n J said...

Aw Peanut Butter, I feel you pain - Jake chases me a lot. The only good news is that he gets yelled at for doing it and then I can run up and whap him one for free!
Pearl

Sweet Praline said...

I was getting worried about Bailey Monster, but I am glad hear she just moved with her mommy. That was a cute picture of you in the cge.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Hey - that's just like me and Grr! Grr's been stalking me and trying to eat me since I was a kitten. I'm kind of a runt anyway, and Grr is HUGE, but I'm not gonna get any bigger so she'll prolly just keep stalking me.
Riley

Peanut Butter and Jenny said...

no cute! i was helded hostage in that cage! i no gets out! i too bigs for the holes!! but she iz gone. now i juss worries bout the flashy boxes and loud noises like "fire alarms" that goes off when mommy makes dinner

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh oh, it's bad to be tortured when yoo is nothing but a little fluffball!

Grrreta said...

I'm so sorry you went to kitty jail, but I bet you had the prettiest mugshot ever.