Peanut Butter and Jenny

a special word from mommy

2009-08-24T23:56:00.002-04:00

hi all my furry buddies! i no gets to write today cuz mommy said she wants to axes you all somefin bout me. she no tells me what is iz. i thinks she is plans a supurrrrise parties for me!!!! i no thinks iz my purr-day again cuz i just has one. mommy's purrday is this week. maybe she is throwing me a party for her purrday!!!

or maybe its a very special Princess Pretty Floofy party cuz i iz pretty and floofy.....

you tells her i wants her to invites all of yous. And my boyfriend Oscar. And i likes lots of red mouses. And i want a big chick-hen all for me. and a catnip cake!

from jenny:

sadly no.... no party..... just want some advice and I know what PB would say: "gimme more chick-hen!!!! and more stinky goodness!"

I noticed PB is eating twice as much dry food per day as she used to. I've been giving her the same amount for months now and it always lasts two days before refilling. Now she's hoovering it in a day.

And she has been driving me crazy about wanting more wet food. She always gets half a can and she has been begging for more.

She was fixed back in the beginning of June but the new eating started about a week or two ago. Otherwise everything is good.

Any thoughts? I just want to make sure it isn't anything serious. One site suggested it could be that she is bored ----and since she does keep knocking all of her toys underneath immovable objects (ie the stove....) that could very well be!

Thank you for any suggestions! I'm going away at end of the week for 2 ngiths and don't want to be freaking out worried about her!

i iz a daddy's girl!

2009-07-17T07:00:00.004-04:00

Today i iz gonna tells you about my daddy. i spend lots of time talking bout mommy cuz she is the one that feeds me, plays wiff me, pets me, takes me to the vet, cuddles me (against my will), gives me treats (not as many as i would like...), lets me play outside, getted me a boyfriend, designs my blog, changes my poopies and makes sure i iz loved. Oh and dresses me up in stoopid outfits.

i love mommy but i iz very much a daddy's girl. i iz very loyal to him even though he no touches me or feeds me. every time i hear his voice i comes running from wherever i iz hiding. he has bestest voice in the whole wide world. i can sit and listen to him for hours.

my favorite bedtime story is the story of when mommy meeted him for the first time. "Once upon a time, beautiful Princess Jennifer goed all the way to Tally-Lassie in a quest to meet the man of her dreams. Her soulmate. And on that magical night, the stars aligned and the princess getted to meet her Prince Charming. And it was the bestest day of her whole life. And in that moment, cuz the princess loved the prince so very much wiff all of her heart, her love created somefin very, very special: a precious child to cherish all her life"

That's ME!!!!

mommy's seen him a few times since then but she says he is a very busies man. he travels lots. i never even gets to meets him before. mommy says he is very, very handsome. i did seen him once on the talking box in the living room and he looks like a very nice daddy. and she telled me she still loves him very, very much. Oh, and she says his name is Chris Dot-Tree.

so how do i gets to hear his voice all the time? well, i'm not sure how she dood it but mommy getted his voice into her lappy-top! Here! You can listen too! and somehow she getted it into her car cuz when she taked me to get's paid, he was talking to me the whole way to the vet to keeps me calm.

iz my biggest dream that one day i goes and meets my daddy, Chris Dot-Tree and he says to me "i've not always been the best (dad), a friend to you, but your love remains true.... i'm going home, to the place where i belong, where your love has always been enough for me." Then i can tells him how much i loves him too.

[Jenny's Notes: I've worshipped Chris Daughtry since he was on American Idol. I was obsessed with his first album. The first year he toured, I saw him 5 times in concert...including a small show in Tallahassee, Fl (5hrs away from me) where I got to actually meet & talk to him.

Peanut Butter was born on May 1, 2007, the same day I met Daughtry. Six weeks later, my roommate brought home this little ball of fluff to live with us! And that little ball of fluff quickly became my little child.

And for the last 2 years, every time I play his music, she turns into a mushmellow. I started to really notice this trend when the band was on American Idol as guest this past season. I picked her up to dance (which she HATES) and she was entranced by the television. She kept twisting around to look at him. It was too funny. Since then, she comes running whenever I turn on his songs, no matter how loud I blast them. Anyone else, she bolts and hides far away.

I've been listening to him almost daily for over 2 years...and he's the only male voice that she hears that regularly. Made me really wonder what she must be thinking...

oh! And for the record, Mr. Daughtry never posed with Peanut Butter. That is just product of me having too much time to play on PhotoShop! But the last photo with me & him is, in fact, very real!]

i getted's paid!

2009-07-15T19:10:00.014-04:00

hi every furry bodies!!!!

iz been sooooo long since i gets to talks to you! i tells you whats been going on.

First, i iz 2 now! i had my purrday a while ago and it was lots of fun! See:

then i finally get's paid! i kept getting all hot every two weeks. mommy liked it cuz i would cuddles her and plays wiff her feet but i was no happy! See:

finally mommy getted enuff money to takes me to the vet to get's paid.

that was a very very very bad day. i no getted any food or water for hours! mommy closed all my drinking bowls and takes away all my food. i thoughts i was going to starve to death. [Um. she didn't have food from midnight till 7am. hardly starvation!]

mommy getted up really early and made me gets up too even though i waz dreamin of red mouse. i knew somefin was up cuz my fun playbox [also known as PB's carrier, but she loves it to play in it] was out. and everytime i goes near it, mommy getted close to me like she wanted to pick me up.

then she tricked me! she said "wanna treat?" and i waz starvin! I no eats in furrever!
but there was only a trick, no treats. She scooped me up and stuffed me in my playbox and threw me in the car!

then we getted to the vet. it was very noisy. lots of puppies barking and kitties crying. i waz very skared cuz they took me from mommy and she no gets to say good bye to me! then she left me there all day!
and mommy said the vet would be a nice lady that would say "peanut butter you are the prettiest, most fluffiest kitty in the world" cuz look, i iz:

but no one said that. they poked me wiff lots of needles cuz i needed my shots too. at least mommy had getted red mouse for me and puts her in my playbox to makes me feel safe! then....

bad things happened. i not like get's paid. when mommy finally comed to get me, i was not a happy kitty.

mommy said i looked like a drowned rat. or like someone named Bambi when they iz first borned and was all wobbly. and i was "loopy" See:

so i iz a big girl now!! i iz 2 and i get's paid and my tummy is all healed up. and i haz a boyfriend. his name is Oscar and lives two doors away from me. mommy goes there lots and comes home smelling like mancat lots. he is very handsome!

oh! i didn't tell you worst part bout when i get's paid! They stealed lots of my floofs!!!!!! they taked away most of my pretty kitty belly. i no lets mommy looks at my belly for weeks cuz she always sez that was my bestest part. and my pretty tail. and my lil pink nose. but look! my floofs is back:

i still haz lots to tells you so i gonna try to come back lots more! i misses you (and so does mommy!) especially to Sweet Praline, Daisy & Harley, Grrreta & Crew, & Goma! Mommy telled me lots of my friendz is no longer blogging :( so if you haz some new furry friends to recommend please let me know!

iz my Purr-day!!!!!!

2009-05-01T12:06:00.008-04:00

happy purrday to me! i iz TWO!

we thinked it be fun to show you some pictures of me growing up to be a big girl kitty!

mommy says i iz big kitty now but she still calls me "Lil Cat" cuz i was so lil when she first getted me. and the bailey monster was "big cat" See:

iz been bestest day ever! i getted tempt-tay-shuns at middle-of-night when i turned TWO! and then i getted a new toy filled wiff nip. and mommy and i had playtime wiff my favorite dangly toy--Mr. Pony.

i feeled so loved that i stayed wiff mommy all night while she worked!
and now...it gets even better cuz she goed to concert to see David Cook and iz leaving me all alone to play tonight! she gived me red mouse and left the lanai door open so i cans go sit outside! and she no touchy me! yay!!!

more tomorrow!!!!

shhhh don't tell mommy!

2009-04-18T17:00:00.002-04:00

hi every furry buddies!!
i sneaks on and comes to says hi :)
thank you so much for all the love while i bees gone!

i misses yous so much and i keeps trying to gets mommy to come back and doos my site.
i sits and stares at her from across the room, lots. she no likes that.

mommy getted better and she no i sickies. she just has big case of the busies. she keeps getting good ideas and they takes up all her time which i like cuz she no chases me round house and tries to pets me lots. but no iz fun cuz i no gets to tells you all my stories! and i haz lots!!!!

i try to tell her that i iz bestest idea she ever had and focus on me but she just laughed.

she says maybe i can starts coming back once a week to play!! i really hopes so. but she also telled me she would get Red Mouse from under the couch and that was two months ago and i just getted her back today.

silly humans.

but till i gets back you no worries! we is good! and mommy still signs on and reads all my fave bloggies to me for bedtime stories whenever she can!

love, lots of floof and kitty kisses
your friend
peanut butter

i iz MIA kitty!

2009-02-24T15:01:00.007-05:00

hi furry buddies
i iz so sorriez i no comes seez yous and you no haz new adventures of me :(
iz been not so good here.

first mommy getted really really busies wiff work. but she promises she helps me bloggie soon. she just getted people wanting her to write for them. she sez that is good cuz maybe soon she makes money and we no haz to go to the poor house. i no wants to move there. i likes my house wiff stairs and hiding closets and the lanai wiff lizards.

then mommies car get deaded. that was no good. though mommy kept laughing very hard. somefthing bout her car turning 50,0003 and dying. that sounds old but she telled me no, its very young car.
but i no see the funnies! i had no kitty food and mommy no could go get! i almost starved. luckily mommy goed to Oscar's mommy's house and she gived us some kitty food. and mommy camed back smelling like man cat.

then mommy getted really sick. i iz worried. she no can work. she no can play. she no can gets red mouse from under the couch. she has a 'pain in the tushy' she called it. and she no can sits. so she can only use computer for lil bits at a time.

u no worries. i takes good care of her. every night i comes downstairs, eats my snack and go sits near her to keeps her company. and remind her iz time to comes visit all my friends!

i may be gone for lil bit but i bees back! and i still comes read all your bloggies! mommy tries every night to show me my faves as my bedtime stories! even if i no leaves comments--i iz checkin on all your adventures!

oh, can u please send purrs for mommy just in case?

happy valentine's day!

2009-02-14T10:33:00.005-05:00

happy valentine's day! love peanut butter

hehe just kidding! here i iz! i iz dreamin bout Oscar (my neighbor mancat) and willie...*blush*

then mommy getted me up cuz she said she had treats and presents for me!!!! (if you look closely you see Mr Bear is reaching out to touch my floofs again...what am i gonna do wiff him!)

look at all my presents!!

mommy getted special "shoe" plates and she gived me one for my own food! it has a human on it but iz okay cuz she looks like kitty almost and she has pretty shoes and bag. you know i love bags! and i getted stinky goodness and tempt-tay-shuns! i no haz before! i iz so excited. this is best day ever.

and then....

mommy tried to put me in a red dress. that did not go well. i did get lots of treats though....pics coming soon

a valentine's warning!

2009-02-13T02:11:00.010-05:00

*sigh* i used to hears the expression be careful whats you wish for but i no nose what it meant. i wish for food, i gets food. i wish for red mouse, i gets red mouse. until...

i wished for mommy to pays attention to me and doos something special for love day.
See? Here i iz just helping mommy works...hoping to get my turn to blog...all nice and comfy no bothering no one

and then...things started to appear next to me
first a big heart which was okay cuz iz a pillow and waz kinda nice and squishy

but then i getted company. Mr Bear has come back from his vacation to the box in the closet named "valentines day decorations"

first i iz happy. sometimes i loves mr bear like my boyfriend.

but then mommy decided pose us together to use the flashy box. this no iz what i haz in mind when i wished for mommy to do somefin wiff me!!

*sigh* why do humans think this is funny?

ps-- thank you to everyone who waz worried that i loosed my ear or the flashy box stoled it! i getted real skared cuz it could happen!!! but i waz just hiding it to scare mommy cuz i was mad at her. see, i still haz them boff!

WW: Not happy!

2009-02-11T03:24:00.003-05:00

if i iz a puppy i haz a bone to pick wiff mommy. i iz not happy kitty. See:

i iz so mad i no can be wordless. she been so busy she no doos mothin for me! she no plays. i no gets to blog.
I missed the inaug.... in-aw-grrr-a-shun... the big party for (Mistress)of Floofy Affairs Praline (and rest of royal court)
and i missed daisy's ffiff purrday!
AND i no gets to doos anything fun for love day this week. she promised i gets to do special cards and treats for my friend but she no doos.... :(

no iz happy wiff mommy AT ALL.

help!

2009-02-10T11:42:00.001-05:00

quick help! I have a friend flying from Germany to the US with a cat on Wednesday and vets are closed. Does anyone know a safe way to sedate her kitty? She got permission to have her fly in the cabin with her but she want's something calm.
I always use Rescue Remedy but I'm not sure she has access!
thank you!

and sorry about the lack of posts. Having a very bad and hectic time!

fighting over fashion Friday

2009-02-06T00:40:00.004-05:00

Fashion Friday in the house of Peanut Butter n Jenny:

i iz trying to find perfect accessories to go to Fagin's purr-day party. i iz a little worried my black bag no goes wiff my brown floofs and furs. but then i hears now it is fashion-ubble to mixes black wiff brown..... plus i haz grey floofs too.... what do you thinks? can i pulls it off?

what mommy?

Bunny, that's my bag. I was going to use it when I go to the movies later.

NO! IS MY BAG! you no can haz! (and i no iz a bunny!)

Peanut Butter, No bites! Play nice or No purr-day party! And no Red Mouse.
(Let's just say, this did not go well..... PB does not respond well to threats or the word no.....)

thirteen things i dood yesterday

2009-02-05T01:07:00.006-05:00

thirteen FIFTEEN things i dood yesterday (i dood a lot!)

1. i getted new bloggie! mommy made it all pretties for the day of love!
2. i had my first Big Kitty meow! mommy sez i normally make "ferret noises" and little cries but today i sez MEEEOOOOWWWW!
3. i losed red mouse FOUR TIMES!
4. i made mommy get red mouse four times....then she said no more.
5. i spend rest of day trying to makes her change her mind
6. i cuddled wiff mommy while she taked nappy. i thinks she getted sus-fish-us cuz i no doos that lots.
7. i sitted wiff her at the table and kept her company while she worked
8. i letted her pet me and picks me up. again...i think she suspects what i iz doing.
9. i tries WHAPWHAPWHAP her till she gets it but that did not make her happy.
10. i pretends i no is mad--i no cares anymore:

11. i looked super cute so mommy gives me bite of her brownie.
12. she sez no so i just steals it anyway.

13. i ran and hid in the closet when mommy tried to use the Floof Stealer cuz i had 'nother dingleberry today (i iz very embarassed by this....)
14. i getted yummy stinky goodness and i helps mommy makes her dinner so she sees i iz good Top Chef kitty and will gives me a bite!
15. i sitted very quiet and stared at her wiff my laser eyes till she getted me red mouse again.

then i losed her again.....
now i go take nap cuz that remembering all that made me sleepies!

WW: i heart shiny things!

2009-02-04T01:19:00.003-05:00

mommy FINALLY taked down the chrissy-mouse tree today. she haz been very very busy and no had time. i helped!
but now i has no pretty tree to hide under and no pretty twinkles!
i loves shiny objects!

I'm going to Dizzy World!

2009-02-03T06:05:00.000-05:00

one of mommy's friends sended her this video and she fell off the couch laughing. then she sez to me "peanut butter, the steelers just won the super bowl, what are you going to do next? Go to Dizzy World!" and she laughed more. she is silly

this is dizzy world! doesn't it looks like the bestest kitty amusement park ever!!! i wantz to goes! who's coming wiff me?

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

here is the link where I got it: Kitty Amusement Park

iz a Doozy!

2009-02-02T17:00:00.000-05:00

so i iz all alone today. mommy goed to a par-tay and no taked me. even though i haz pretty party dresses!
mommy dood something today called The Doozies for her other blog (the one wiffout pretty me in it) where she picked her favorite Super Bowl commercials (i still no nose what iz this super bowl. i no getted big bowl of food yesterday....)

she sez i gets to pick my own Doozy of a Commercial and shows you!
iz tough. i love the horsey ones. and those talking babies sure makes me laugh. And there was a talking orange cat wiff birdies!!!!
but i thinks my fave is:
Pedigree: Crazy Pets!

easy like Super Bowl Sunday!

2009-02-01T02:42:00.007-05:00

happy super bowl day! so far i no gets new food bowl but i iz hoping.....

so mommy's friend sended her these pics wiff kitties all dressed up for the super bowl thingy. so i shows you.

mommy also thought it would be funny to put me in the photos.
i waz not amused.

nor was thiz kitties

haz fun wiff the big game! i can'ts waits for the commercials! i loves those clydesdales ones.
if yous likes football, mommy doos live updates on her other site today! or if you no nose football, she maked girl's guide to football 2.

furry-ocious photo hunt

2009-01-31T00:01:00.000-05:00

today's photo hunt word is furry. i thinks we already determined that i can doos furry wiff my eyes closed! thaz no challenge!
so instead, i shows you furry-OCIOUS! no iz photo though. iz better! iz me in a movie!!!!!! (iz a little dark, i iz sorry!)

find peanut butter friday part deux!

2009-01-30T10:18:00.009-05:00

iz time for another round of
FIND PEANUT BUTTER FRIDAY!
Yay!!
i telled you already in the first round that i iz good hider! mommy no thinks so but i bets you no finds me! i gets lots of practiss cuz the pawpurr-yahtzee flashy box always be stalkin me. and mommy alwayz wants cuddles. so i hides lots.
i shows you pics and you sees if you can sees me. good lucks!
remember to keep tracks so yous can tells me how many you getted!

1. if you haz pawpurr-yahtzee trying to use the flashy box, use something to cover your face immediately. you no wants to get on cover of the Inquirer!

2. hide where humans least expect it. use their surroundings and favorite things as hiding places and they will never suspect! hehe! no finds me here!

3. i cannot stress this enuff--like i sez last time. hides under things then they no finds you cuz is covered up! (another good point here is that you is ready to jumps out and attack if necessary)
4. while you iz hiding, turn on your "night vision laser eyes" then you can sees if they is coming after you!

5. now this one is tough, i know. but i iz there. i iz stressing the point that you always dress the part. the right clothes can provide the perfect cover should the pawpurr-yahtzee tries to gets you.

how many peanut butters did you finded?
0 peanut butters: see? i iz best hider!
1 peanut butters: lucky guess.....
2 peanut butters: did yous practice wiff Where's Waldo first? cuz thaz cheating
3 peanut butters: did mommy tell youz where i iz??
4 peanut butters: you iz liar.
5 peanut butters: wow. what iz you? an international secret kitty spy or somefin? ***
(***if you iz, i may haz secret mission for you! i iz gonna make my own international kitty spies!!)

i can haz helps!

2009-01-29T10:03:00.005-05:00

as prezident and ceo of peanut butter n jenny i haz lots of responsibilities and stuffs to do. cuz i iz such good worker, i sometimes i haz to helps on other sites too. like mommy's. also cuz if i no helps her, it no gets done! she needs a good "whap, whap" sometimes to gets her going!

here i iz helping mommy wiff her new template on her work page Stiletto Sports.

"mommy, it needs more Pink! and a new logo. and where is all the floof?? and why there no iz pictures of me???"

you iz done now! now go MY page. you sez we redo MY page next. and i wants goes see MY friends now!

i iz good boss. but all that work sure maked me sleepies.

From Jenny: I FINALLY just launched my new template over at Stiletto Sports! There is still a lot of tweaking but its up and running if you want to take a look! It's sports----but very pink and sparkly :) Lots of stuff for the Super Bowl this weekend---or there will be as the weekend ges on-- since I live pretty close.

And PB is right, I did promise I would work on her page next.

Wordless Wednesday: Hugz?

2009-01-28T01:31:00.000-05:00

sad mommy and a kitty belly

2009-01-27T11:10:00.005-05:00

mommy no haz good day yesterday. she writed an article about a lady named Kay Yow who got really sickies and went to the rainbow bridge (i thinks thats where humans go too, right?). then mommy getted really sad cuz it reminded her of her own mommy. and when she was done, she finded out that her friend in germany haz to moves home to new yorks cuz her daddy is dying and she is coming home to be wiff him---like when i goed wiff mommy to new yorks for a while last year to be with grandma.

today i iz just cuddling wiff mommy and lets her hugs me lots whenever she wants. i no hits her. i even climbed up on her and laid on her chest and head last night while she was sleepies. but i think she thought i was trying to suffer-cat her with my floof....and i gived her my floofy kitty belly cuz they is magical and makes peoples feel all better. and she agreed so we shares wiff all of you!
i promises we comes round to everyone later today! i tells mommy it make her feel all better to see all my furry friends and she agrees!

madison the maniac

2009-01-26T11:00:00.005-05:00

i waz gonna haz modeling monday cuz goma and sachie putted me on kitty bellies this weekend (yay!!!!) i waz gonna show you some more of my fierce poses... but mommy telled me her sissy is having a really bad time wiff some stuff so we wants to do somefin for her instead.

i gives you my couzin: madison the maniacnow don't be fools. i know madison no looks like furry-ocious maniac in that picture but i tells you, i sees what she doos to her toys and she is crazy puppy.

warning: the following video may not be suitable for kitties of all ages..... it is rated PG-13 for excessive violence towards unsuspecting toys.

see i tells you, madison the furry-ocious maniac! or as mommy calls her the wooly-mam-mouth. whatever that means.

kitty bellies and sunday mornings!

2009-01-25T01:30:00.000-05:00

now i was gunna gives you another sunday funnies like last week wiff my morning routine wiff mommy, but i haz so many of yous tells me i haz pretty kitty belly that i decides to shows you it again!
look! there is it iz all floofy! i no nose how mommy and the flashy box getted it cuz i keeps it pretty well hidden...... but maybe i tries out this modeling thing like goma and daisy tells me bouts!

see, i iz smiling wiff my eyes? do i looks fierce?

photo hunt: chipped

2009-01-24T09:26:00.008-05:00

first i haz to polo-gize for not coming to sees ev-furry-buddies lots. mommy gets very busy this week and no lets me play! don't worry, i bited her feets lots to show her i no happy!

at first when mommy heared this week's photo hunt was "chipped" she said she was purr-pleh-X. (i haz no idea what that iz). she haz no ideas how to show you i iz chipped cuz i iz good (and very pretty) kitty and no breaks stuff.

so i helps her get un-purr-pleh-x. i getted a bag of chippies and told her to get the flashy box ready--i gonna show her how i gets chipped

mommy, what is in here anyway?
aaah yeah, that's the good stuff! almost as good as the nip!

see? i getted chipped! hahhaa i cracks myself up!

i am so off for a nap now.....

haz you seen this mousie?

2009-01-22T00:16:00.005-05:00

i iz haz bad week. my floofs getted stolen, i iz in heats, and Red Mouse goed missing again. mommy getted her for me the other day. she goed under the couch again---i no nose why she hides like that! mommy getted her and i iz so happies! and we plays lots. i throws her round the whole house! and cuddles her lots cuz i misses her!

and then POOF she hided again.

mommy looks all over. she crawled round lots. under stove and fridge, under couch one and two. under t.v. under chrissy-mouse tree she no takes down yet. upstairs in the office and under her bed. even outside on the lay-down-nai! and no red mouse!

i iz 'fraid she runned away. so if yous sees her please brings her back! i misses her.
i sets up a hotline number and mommy sez its a-nanny-mess. whatever that is. you just comes gives me tips on where she is. 1-800-where-iz-my-red-mouse-goed. or you cans leaves me comments on the bloggie.

WW: Disgruntled Postal-Worker-Kitty

2009-01-21T09:59:00.003-05:00

Wordless Wednesday!

oops. i forgetted the stamp. now i just licking myself.

calling all our furry friends: We need advice

2009-01-20T18:02:00.003-05:00

Hey everyone, actually need some advice! We already did our post for the day but I needed to pick everyone's brain.
Peanut Butter is in heat!
I have not gotten her fixed yet because she is an indoor (lanai excluded!) cat and I think I'd like her to have kittens in the future. She really isn't big on other animals so I think the only way I could add would be if she made her own. Ha, even then, I'm not so sure....

Please no one yell at me for that! Even if I decided today no more kitties, I really can't afford the vet visit. She's lucky she still gets wet food. A brand new freelance writer does not make very much money!

So my question is, what can I do to ease her discomfort? Any tricks or food or something that would be soothing to her? This is the one time when she is a big cuddle muffin and wants me to hold her and touch her so I do that a lot.

Any feedback would be a big help! (but not if you are scolding me! I'm already having a bad day)
We both thank you!

tummy tuesday when i had floofs

2009-01-20T01:54:00.002-05:00

iz tummy tuesday. i iz still upsets over yesterday's fiasco wiff mean mommy and the evil floof-stealer.
luckily i finded this picture of my tummy taken the night before mommy stealed my floofs and i iz still all pretties

mean mommy monday

2009-01-19T18:04:00.008-05:00

i no iz haz good day.
first, mommy tells me she no can helps me do my post for today! i no gets to come sees all of my furry friends!!! she haz too much workies to do for her real works (mommy doos Stiletto Sports) and we comes sees ev-furry-ones later. mean mommy.

then she says she no looks for red mouse cuz she getted her for me yesterday. now i loses her again. mean mommy.

then, i iz sleepies while she workies and she starts using flashy box on me! mean mommy.
i waz NOT amused.

and then....*huff*........
she taked my floofs!!!!
mommy taked out the evil Furiminator (aka the evil floof-take-awayer) and stealed my floofs!

please no ones looks. i iz too embarassed.

From Jenny: I figure most people already know about this but just in case, I had to share! Because every time I use the FURminator deShedding Tool I am seriously, so amazed! It gets sooo much fur off of PB. And when the Bailey Monster was here....forget it! We used to fill up a whole bag of floof!

what i likes about sundays....

2009-01-18T06:32:00.011-05:00

sundays iz the bestest day at my house. now that mommy works at home i gets to haz sundays every day! this is what we doos:
mommy gets me up. i never likes that part. then we goes downstairs and mommy makes coffee. if it is nice day she opens window so i go on lay-down-nai and check things out. make sure there are no birds or lizards that needs chasing (like last Sunday's post!)!

then we get down to busy-ness! Mommy drinkies her coffee, eats her cereal and reads the newsie paper. i sitz wiff her cuz mommy gives me my own cup of "kitty coffee!"

my fave part of sundays is reading Daisy's Comics but i haz to waits till mommy is ready. so mommy getted me my own newsie paper called "pet pages" to reads while i waits! now i can keeps on tops of all the important stuff in the pet world and tells her bouts it!
this week i learned all about fishies and how to take care of them cuz i hoping mommy will gets me one to eat play wiff.

then comes best part when mommy iz sone wiff her break-fest, we checks Daisy's Comics and then:
gosh, that was a busy morning! *yawn* i thinks...*stretch* i better..... *eye blinkies* Um... *wobbles* Hmm... *eye blinkies again* maybe i go takes a nap...

From Jenny: Just wanted to tell you that all pictures were actually taken today Sunday, January 18, 2009 in the order that they actually happened. It was so funny to watch her! And a big thanks to Paul the electrician/handyman that brought us the Pet Pages yesterday cuz PB really did like it and it's full of great stuff!
Happy Sunday Funday everyone!

Caturday Photo Hunt: Hat!

2009-01-17T00:21:00.005-05:00

i iz very excites abouts thiz! i callz its: two Cats (and a mommy) in a Hat
first i getted worries when mommy telled me the theme iz "hat" cuz i thinks she going to dress me up and use the flashy box. but i telled her we already haz hat pictures!!!

they is from that day last year when eve-furry-thing is green. and mommy & auntie carrie drinkies lots and comes home all silly and dresses me and the Bailey Monster up.
i thinkz iz call saint catty day or somefin.
First I shows you the Bailey Monster:
then i shows you me. but i no iz stoopid like Bailey Monster. i makes mommy wears the hat. but i likes the pretty feather thingy. i thinks it brings out my eyes and my pretties, don't you?
now i shows you what happens when mommy drinkies too much on saint catty day:

"No man, it's cool. Bring your green hat!" ~Old School.

find peanut butter friday!

2009-01-16T00:29:00.009-05:00

we waz gonna doos fashion friday or family friday buts we sees that tomorrows Photo Hunt theme is hat....and outr fashion friday pic is the bestest pics for that photo hunt!

So instead. we doos Find Peanut Butter Friday! i iz good hider! mommy no thinks so but i bets you no finds me! i gets lots of practiss cuz the paparazzi flashy box always be stalkin me. and mommy alwayz wants cuddles. so i hides lots.
i shows you pics and you sees if you can sees me. good lucks!
remember to keep tracks so yous can tells me how many you getted!

1. this one is when paparazzi be chasin me round living room and i haz to hide real quick!

2. this time waz challenging cuz i haz to make sure i no makes sounds. sometimes iz noisy
3. this one i use my special camo-flauging fur to disguise me so i blends in and you no sees me

4. sometimes if you is being stalked, you haz to thinks quick and hide behinds whatever you can find! don't be skared. just be like me and paparazii no gets your pretties too!

and finally...

#5. I gives you hints cuz it is a hard one: the best hiding spots are when you can go in something! then you iz all covered up so no one sees yous!!

how many peanut butters did you finded?
0 peanut butters: see? i iz best hider!
1 peanut butters: lucky guess.....
2 peanut butters: did yous practice wiff Where's Waldo first? cuz thaz cheating
3 peanut butters: did mommy tell youz where i iz??
4 peanut butters: you iz liar.
5 peanut butters: wow. what iz you? an international secret kitty spy or somefin?

thankful thursday part II

2009-01-15T17:35:00.002-05:00

We just wanted to send another special Thankful Thursday today because of theU.S. Airways plane that went down in the Hudson River. It is a miracle that everyone got off the plane and will be okay. Truly amazing story that could have been a tragic disaster.

And to all the people in NYC & NJ that saw it happening and must have had their hearts in their throats.

There just aren't words to express how thankful we are. God bless you all

i iz thankful i iz pretties

2009-01-15T03:53:00.008-05:00

mommy taked 77 pictures of me wiff the new flashy box! 77! i can't even counts that many (see my maff lesson from Sat if you no believes me) But i thinks it comes after 10. And thaz a lot! And all in one day!

i iz very worried the flashy box is stealin' my pretties cuz mommy showed me what was in the flashy box and look what it taked!

look at all my pretties it taked!

it even getted my floofy pretty tail!

so then i tries to get smarter than flashy box. i tries to sit very stills so it iz tricked and thinks i iz statue and not a pretty kitty...

but the flashy box was not fooled and it taked more pretties!

So then i tries hiding. the old flashy box no taked pictures of me in my hiding spots cuz iz too dark there...

but this flashy box finded me and look at these pretties it getted!

i iz very worried there will be no more pretties left soon if it keeps taking. i iz worried mommy catch on if i breaks this one too...anyone knows how to make a flashy box disappear?

from jenny: My thankful Thursday is that I am not sick anymore! Yay! And PB took good care of me. She loved the sleeping for hours at a time part!

WW: i lose 10 pounds on kitty-crunches diet

2009-01-14T02:01:00.000-05:00

looking to lose some extra holiday weight? try kitty crunches:

Daisy is still #1 in our book too!

2009-01-13T23:12:00.001-05:00

I don't care what the "official results" say, Daisy is the Best Pet Blog for me! Yay, Daisy!

Thanks, Skeezix for the graphic that we got from Sweet Praline!

Easy like Sunday Morning in Furry-duh

2009-01-11T04:30:00.000-05:00

lazy Sunday here in sunny furry-duh. Just chillin. Getting ready to read me some Daisy Comics. Watching the ants. Snoopin for lizards. Talking to some birds.
mom sez i is being borin. but check it, she is wack. i just chillaxin'

maybe after some sleepies i may do something worthy of a sunday funday post too....

not sure where this new personality came from but I think we'll add it to her others...ghetto fab maybe?

It's Photo Hunt Caturday: Aftermath!

2009-01-10T00:01:00.000-05:00

After doing lots of math....

i gets very sleepies!

i iz just a kitty! math is hard!

Florida football friday

2009-01-09T00:18:00.000-05:00

Today was going to be Friends and Family Friday where we start giving you more about PB's social network...but then this happened during the Florida Gators/Oklahoma Sooners Championship Football Game so we decided to go with Florida Football Friday:

Florida versus hottie Sam Bradford? Oh nose! i can'ts watch!
Jenny: actually, this was PB's reaction to the new flashy box that I borrowed today to replace the broked one but I took it out during the Bowl game and it did not go over well with PB.
no more flashy box please! i thoughts i killdid you!
but the football game was very intense too. mommy watched and writted bout it on her other site: Stiletto Sports if any of your mommies likes football!

i iz watching sam. he would be cute man cat. but i iz 'posed to cheer for gators cuz we iz in florida. but gators scares me. they eats kitties.

My Evil Step-sister: The Bailey Monster

2009-01-08T00:30:00.000-05:00

I iz thankfuls the Bailey Monster no longer lives wiff me.

this is the evil monster that attacked me when I was a little cotton ball that still fit into Mommy's hands. she iz big meanie that tortured my life for over a year. she stalked me around the house. I was forced under bookcases, on top of the cabinets in the kitchen--anywhere I could hide that her fat butt couldn't get to.

She put me in kitty jail. I even caught her playing with red mouse. But i grewed bigger and my ferociousness scared her away! Ha ha goodbye evil Bailey Monster!

From Jenny: Not to worry! Bailey is okay! She was my roommates cat and they moved across town! The two fought like...well, cats and cats. Sometimes I think Peanut Butter misses her sister no i dontz but they are both happier without each other around!

bye-bye entrecard

2009-01-07T16:53:00.002-05:00

Hey everyone, just wanted to update and let you know that PB & I will not really be using entrecard anymore. We are so grateful for it because it brought us our first friends and helped introduce us to this great pet-blogging community! But I think it's time to move on! I would rather spend our very little free time in the Cat Blogosphere! I will leave the E-card banner up for awhile, at least until we get our new site up (and maybe even then) for anyone that wants to advertise with it! I'll still be using it a little for Stiletto Sports so I'll be checking in regularly.
See you in the Blogosphere!

hungry hungry hippo..and a peanut

2009-01-07T00:01:00.002-05:00

don't tell mommy i said all this, she said it was 'posed to be wordless. but i didn't wants you to thinks i getted to be big fat cat!
this is me and my evil step-sister the Bailey Monster. i iz the little one! looks how cutes i iz! i just getted my pretties! mommy called them "ack-ward fuzzies"
we no likes each other. sometimes Bailey Monster tried to eat me when she done wiff her food!!!!

the flashy-box got broked!

2009-01-06T00:08:00.004-05:00

i think we discovered how the camera "got broked"

i telled you before! no pictures! get the flashy box away from mees! it's going to steals all my pretties in the box!!

ManCat Monday: Moo-Shu

2009-01-05T03:12:00.004-05:00

You may remembers Moo-Shu from my dating game to gets me a boyfriend. Mommy found him in her trip to the Island of Roads. he is very very handsome. he iz a bits shy likes mees
but he has a sensitive side and loves shopping for purses! which is unusual for a strong Man Cat but definitely makes him a hottie in my list!

Sunday Funday #1

2009-01-04T14:40:00.005-05:00

Mommy sez today iz sunday funday. but it seems like every other day cuz she is working. but today she sez i helps! cuz she getted me whole new bloggie! sez i outgrewed this one really quicks wiff all my new friends! i gets to makes all the big decisions cuz i in charge!i wants this video on my new site! and put as many pictures of me up as you can cuz i am star and i pretty

then i got tired and bored so i sitted on the computer to make mommy play wiff me and not the stoopid webpage.

That's right, we are upgrading and redesigning PB&J! Hopefully it will be up and running within 2-3 days. I will try to get around to see everybody in that time but just in case...we will be back asap!!

more about my stoopid cuzins in new yorks

2009-01-03T00:00:00.002-05:00

Mommy said its time for youz to meets my family. She giveded me these pictures and told me I had to show you. I do not know why. It's not like they are as pretty as me. And I can't even date the handsome one because she said these are more of my stoopid cuzins in new yorks and i iz related to them. At least they are better looking then my no-tail orange broffers.

From Mommy as interpreted by me:
Meet Doc & George! Peanut Butter's strange looking relatives! They live in New York with Jenny's nieces and nephews. Sleek, handsome Doc is a definite hottie-man-cat. Just look at him! Yum! Gotta get me back up to NY to check him out. Looks all regal and suave.

And George, the ragdoll, is named for O'Malley on Grey's Anatomy and is the most adorable puffball in the world.
WHAT??? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I MOST ADORABLE PUFFBALL IN THE WORLD. And George? Seriously? Seriously? no george! i likes McDreamy and McSteamy. i nots happy.

i can haz resolutions

2009-01-02T00:43:00.002-05:00

mommy said cuz its Happy New Years we makes resolutions. i no understanded her. she telled me you makes a list of stuff you no more do or stuff you promise to do for next year to make yourself better kitty. and thats a resolution. so i resolutioned to be pretty every day but mommy sez i needed more. i maked this list of things i resolutioned:
but they iZ very hard resolutions. i no make it through first day. i makes new list. i resolution to:

And the winner is....

2009-01-01T16:00:00.002-05:00

Mr. BeaR!
He is my new boyfriend for new year. Till I gets a new one. Thank you for helping me!

Happy New Year!

2009-01-01T00:01:00.004-05:00

Happy New Year Everyone!
The Red Mouse Hangover From Hell... You think she would have learned after the Christmas fiasco! This is what I came home to...
God, I promise, if you just get me through this, I will never, ever play with red mouse ever again...at least until tomorrow.

Happy New Year everyone! It has been such a pleasure meeting you all. 2008 was a very rough year for me and my family but since launching this site for peanut butter, I have been guaranteed a smile every day! Thank you to everyone who has come to visit her and left comments! And to everyone who shares their kitties stories too! Here's to a wonderful 2009! Lots to look forward to and fun things to come!

Wordless Wednesdays: cuzin maggie

2008-12-31T00:01:00.001-05:00

happy new year. i go sleepies now.

Bachelor #4: Moo Shu

2008-12-31T00:00:00.000-05:00

Only a few hours left to get my boyfriend for New Years. This contestant entered late in the game. Mother finded him on her trip to Island of Roads. His name is Moo Shu. I don't know much about him but he looks regal. Perhaps he is the king of this Island of Roads.

Mother FINALLY took a moment in her busy schedule to make a poll for me. But I am sure it is too late. I am not amused with her. How am I supposed to chose without your assistance. If I am dateless this evening I will be extremely upset. I suppose there is always Red Mouse....

Bachelor #3: Mr. Bear

2008-12-30T07:00:00.002-05:00

Meet Bachelor #3 in my dating game to get me a boyfriend for new years eve. Mr. Bear.
Why we love him:
1. He doesn't talk back
2. He isn't all up on me all the time
3. He makes me look even prettier than I already am
4. He's cute, in a big, teddy bear kinda way
5. He is always there for me, whenever I need him
6. He wears his heart on his sleeve...or at least on his sweater.

Vote for Mr. Bear!

Bachelor #2: Sambuca Moltisanti

2008-12-29T07:00:00.003-05:00

Meet Bachelor #2 in my Dating Game to get me a boyfriend for new years eve! Now Bachelor #2 is definitely more my type.
Let me introduce you to Sambuca Moltisanti Antenucci Jeter Lafferty. And you know what they say about cat's with long names ;) Oh yeah, that's right, royal breeding! Look at him all regal on his throne!

He is so handsome. Long and sleek, he just screams class and elegance! Our children would be gorgeous. And he lives in a very wealthy area of Boston. Mother say's I'm too young to commit myself just yet but I fear I better snap him up one of the Beacon Hill kitties sink their claws into him!
Vote for Buca!

Bachelor #1: Chingaling!

2008-12-28T15:19:00.003-05:00

Because I'm so pretty, I have lots of admirers. My human said that 'My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard' which I do not understand since 1. I would not share my milkshakes and 2. we have no yard. My human is constantly trying to set me up, hoping I will settle down and haved a pet wedding. I'm hoping you can help me!
She keeps talking up this Chingaling character because he was her first pet love and helped raise him and blah, blah, blah. I have been told that he is of royal breeding much like myself. His mother's name is Princess , and his human has been known to go by Queen Bee. However, he is a dog. And you know my feelings bout those creatures.
But my human says we are a match made in heaven. Both attractive with silky soft fur and gorgeous fluffy tails. And both become crazy gremlins after midnight or when we are touched when we don't want to be. I don't know. I've seen pictures of this...Chingaling...and handsome as he may be, he often has his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He probably drools.
Vote for Chingy!

The Dating Game Contest

2008-12-28T06:00:00.001-05:00

With Mommy still out of town in New York, I've decided this would be a perfect time to have you help me pick my date for New Years! See, I am Princess Gigi* and I have lots of admirers because I am so pretty and all. I find it impossible for me to pick just one!
Over the next few days I will be showing you all of my current beaus and what I thinks of them. Vote for your favorite or enter your own pet for a chance to become my boyfriend and my date for New Year's Eve!
The Winner will get: What? Me as your girlfriend isn't enough of a prize? You should be getting me pretty sparkly things to be with me! Ok. fine. I talks to Mommy and come up wiff something else for yous. i thinks it will be red mice and stuff!**
*Peanut Butter and all of her personalities do not discriminate based on gender, breed or species. She does however discriminate based on prettiness. Also, Birds and lizards, be warned, she likes to chase and try to eat you.
**Jenny has consented to a contest, although she is unaware that it is a Dating Contest. She thinks it is a Cute Kitty Show. She said the winner would get a wonderful gift basket full of goodies and special treats. And yes, a red mouse or two!
Deadline for submissions is 6 p.m. New Year's Eve. Must give PB, er, Princess Gigi as she likes to be called today, a chance to get ready!

mommy's presents!

2008-12-27T00:01:00.000-05:00

i showeded you whats i getted from santa paws but i forgetted to show youz what i getted mommy! I wrappeded it myself. well, me & red mouse did! itz pretty dontcha think? i putted lots of bows. i like bows.
i getted mommy Dewey! cuz she wanted it and said she's read its to me! i prettier than dewey but i like stories!

what i getted for chrissy mouse!

2008-12-26T17:45:00.012-05:00

chrissy mouse is the bestest day ever! santa paws and mommy giveded me so many news toys! i shows you! mommy takeded these bideos and pictures of pretty me before she goed away

mommy iz these for me? i love bows!
my loot! I getted a a new kitty bowl! Its sez cats rule and in shape a crown. and there is a dangly crown for me to hit on the side! and i getted lots of new mice! and a jingly reindeer thing that is really strang looking. and disney princess wrapping paper!!!! i have bestest mommy and santa paws in the world!here i iz, a little stone on catnip. i getted a whole bag and mommy letted me lay on it for a few seconds. then things getted a little funny and i wokeded up ontop of my stocking surrounded by my presents.....weird.

mommy helps me! i no can haz do it myself. i kitty!

i getted red mice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my red mice!!!!!!!!!

MY toys!!!!

A little too much Christmas cheer!

2008-12-26T00:01:00.000-05:00

Someone over did it a little on the Christmas partying and nog!
Death by red mouse! But what a way to go!

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T00:01:00.000-05:00

Merry f'in Christmas. Now get this stupid hat off of me before I kill you.

Peanut Butter! Be nice! Merry Christmas everyone! Have a wonderful day with your friends and family!

The Weather Outside is Frightful

2008-12-24T09:00:00.000-05:00

But the fire is so delightful!

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

2008-12-24T00:30:00.001-05:00

santa paws, i good. i gives you this. you gives red mouse. oh and cookies iz from mommy. she sez thaz you likes them. i gives milks and my faves food. thanks yous

'Twas the Night before Christmas
And all through Jenny's House
Not a creature was stirring
Not even Red Mouse
The stocking were hung
by the laundry room with care
with hope that Mommy soon would be there
Peanut was snuggled all warm in her bed
With visions of red mouse dancing in her head
With Mommy away in New York having a night cap
Peanut settled in for a long winter's nap
When out on the lanai there rose such a clatter
Peanut sprang from Jenny's bed to see what's the matter
Away to the window she flew like a flash
Though the blinds and outside she dashed
When what to her wondering eyes should appear
A glorious sight to overcome her fear
For outside, waiting for her lay
Seven new red mice, one for each day!
Off to bed she took her new toys
overcome with merriment and bursting with joy
And as she lay back down and turned out the lights
she thought, Merry Christmas to all
And to all a GREAT night!

i getted my first awardz!!!

2008-12-23T16:13:00.000-05:00

i happiest kitty ever. i getted chrissymouse presentz early and i getted my first awardz all in same day! Thanks you so so so so so so so so so much Ski tto, Peanut (that's my name too!!) and Chyanne! for the bestest awards evefur! Later i gives pics of all my news presentz! now i nots sure if i gets all the awards or just one but i like presentz so i takez all of dem and gives to my furry friends. So what we's going to do is gives them to our favorite bloggies! the only rules is yous say "i getted this award from PB&J" or somsings like dat and link back to me. then's you pass if forward to your favorite bloggies! and just in time for the season of giving and chrissymouse!
i gives to....
grr, midnight & cocoa cuz grr makes me happy
3 cats blog: cuz i loves the snow on their page!
Left Behind: cuz it is mommy's favorite bloggie and makes her feel better in this sad time for her
daisy: because we watcheded her bideos yesterday and they is soooo funny!
gretchen cuz she & mike looks really cold!
i gives out to more after chrissymouse but right now i go playz with my new toys
oh yeah...
and to Mommy because she giveded me be the bestest presents and lots of kisses before she goed. and she madeded this page for me!

i can haz go to new yorks too mommy?

2008-12-23T02:13:00.006-05:00

okays mommy! red mouse and i iz ready to goes wiff you to new yorks. i packeded my suitcase all by myselves!

mommy lefted me :( but she sez its very very cold and i no likes there. even wiff all my super pretty furs i bes cold. so i stays here. but she sez i gets to leaves nother posts today to shows you what mommy giveded me for chrissy mouse! a little later after iz naps outside.
oh and mommy giveded me this bideo of my stoopid cuzin kitty maggie in new yorks. mommy sez she is sweet and cuddly and loves cameras. she looks stoopid. and nots as pretty as me.

:( i hopes mommy comes back soon and no more touches maggies. i misses her.

Another Case of the Mondays :(

2008-12-22T02:08:00.004-05:00

ok who telleded mommy it ok to put dresses on me! i bites you

i looks stoopid. why yous all dresses up and shows pics to mommy so she getted idea to put this stoopid thing on me. i no care if chrissymouse and santa paws bringdid me more red mice if i haffs to wear this dress! i pretty enuff!
i not happy kitty.
but i still loves my mommy!
have a purrfect monday!

Over the country and through the snow, to grandfather's house we go!

2008-12-21T13:20:00.002-05:00

Mommy is packing to go to New York for santa paws. She says this time I don't gets to go wiff her. I think it's cuz last time we flew I gette scared when the plane hit the ground and I peed in my carrier. But Mommy said no, it's just because it's really cold and snowy there now, not like last time I getted to go. And this time there is another kitty named Maggie there. I don't like the cold or other kitties. But I hate when Mommy leaves me. Maybe I can sneak into her suitcase....

sorry we didn't visit yesterday!

2008-12-21T01:01:00.003-05:00

we is sorry we didn't come visits yesterday....
mommy haz very bad day. she crieded a lot. so i takeded lots of time to cuddle her and tries to makes her smile. she having rough time and missing lots of people right now but don't worries! she still haz me and i'z being my bestest to make her better!

helping mommy wrap

2008-12-20T13:00:00.000-05:00

today i helpeded mommy wraps presents! she sez is almost Chrissymouse and Santa Paws will be coming!

i don't know who this one's for but i hopes is for me! iz furry and jingles and moves when i hits it.holding the paper for mommy. she saids it was quite 'propriate for me. i think that word means comfy.

i tries to help but i getted all wrapped up instead! mommy couldn't stop laughing at me. but sed i iz bested present she ever getted.

mommy i thinks this one is for me! I hopes its more red mice!
No peeking Peanut!

a note from me & mommy

2008-12-20T00:01:00.001-05:00

WOWs.
mommy is very overwhelms right now wiff all my new friends. i don't know why she is prized cuz i am so pretty. peoples always wants to touch me and play wiff me and stuff. buts she says i can't plays all the time cuz she haz to works. mean stoopid mommy. i bitted her for yous but i gots in trouble and she taked red mouse away for a while. but i getted it back.
but she sayz to tell yous that she is trying really hard to keeps up. i made so many new friends i is gonna get a whole new webpage to shows you! but she says it mights be awhile cuz the chrissymouse is coming. and she is news to this stuff.
From Jenny herself:
Wow! I really am so amazed at the wonderful response! I always knew my cat was, um, "special" but it's been great to see her make so many friends! I'm trying really hard to keep up but I am very new to the blogging world! I'm trying to learn all sorts of things like blogrolls and links, awards & memes, how to run multiple-blogs and look at everyone else's multiple blogs...
I hope you will bear with me for a few weeks! Peanut Butter will definitely have new posts up at least once a day from now till the new year, maybe more than one if she is good! And then hopefully I'll be able to revamp her site and figure out how to get her more actively playing with everyone!
Thank you so much for your support! It's been a really, really tough Christmas season for me (more about that on a different blog sometime...) and this has been the thing to put a smile on my face every day. And I hope it's been doing the same for all of you!
If anyone has any helpful hints, I'd love to hear them! And if anyone knows how to get a mood-updater/widgety type thing...I want one!
Love, Peanut Butter & Jenny

i iz Head Chef Kitty!

2008-12-19T16:47:00.000-05:00

look what mommy getted me! she sez cuz i is such a good Head Chef, i getted my own Meowy Chrissymass kitchen towels! Tom Collie-licker look out, i'm gonna gets to top chef kitchen!

Head Kitty Chef Peanut Butter takes on Cookie Kitchen

2008-12-19T00:30:00.001-05:00

can you tell mommy and i mades cookies today! mommy wanted to makes 12 dozen cookies to gives to her friends. i don't know how many that is but i thinks its hundreds! she said she needed a helper and let me come up on the No-No counter!
mommy sez i waz a great little helper. i sez i was Head Chef, like Tom Collie-liker on mommy's fave show Top Chef!

here i is not a happy Head Chef Kitty. Mommy getted flour all over my pretty hair. i is not amused. she mades it worst when shes put water on it to get it off. i no like my head being wet. and thens, the flour and water made a paste in my pretty hair and messeded it all up! i looked silly for days till i getted it out!but mommy let me sniff the cookies and lick the flour from her hands. and she gived me a treat for being her bestest Head Chef Kitty Helper! and i forgived her.
Next week on Top Chef Kitty, Head Chef Peanut Butter shows off her culinary skills with grilled cheese and soup! But will a cat fight ensue in the kitchen when Human Jenny tries to be Head Chef? Stay tuned!

my first picture meme!

2008-12-18T12:45:00.008-05:00

mommy sez i gets an extra special post today cuz i was given a Meme by my new friends Chica and Pumuckl! there is this game where you goes to your pictures. so here i is!

~Big thanks to Ana, Chica and Pumuckl for this great game! And for giving us our first meme!
Here are the rules:
1. Go to your Picture Folder on your computer or wherever you store your pictures.
2. Go to the 6th Folder and then pick the 6th Picture.3. Post it on your bloggy and tell the story that goes with the picture.
4. Tag 5 other glorious peoples to do the same thing and leave a comment on their bloggy tellin' them 'bout it.
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I too, have multiple picture folders for Peanut Butter! And on two computers! This one has:
1. Baby Peanut 2. Peanut's Video Adventures 3. Holiday Peanut 4. Peanut & Friends 5. Peanut through the years and 6. Peanut's Outside Adventures!

when mommy letted me go out on the lay-down-nai outside she started taking lots of pics and moovies of me. she sez i is funny. this is me in the morning when i haves to wait for her to gets her coffee before she opens the window to lets me go outside. i not happy to wait for hers. and i needs coffees too! i gets very grouchy if shes takes too long. there are lizards for me to catch!

mommy sez i gets to pick friends to play wiff me!
i don't have lots of friends yet cuz i used to be an anti-social kitty. so i picks some. if you already dided the game, i sorry!
1. Grr, Midnight & Cocoa cuz Grr comes to play wiff me lots
2. Gandalf & Grayson cuz i likes them lots. and they have an elf yourself too so i not only kitty who has a crazy mommy person.
3. 3 Cat Blog: cuz moses telled me bout staring game!
4. Samantha & Mr Tigger. cuz i hopes they let me play wiff their new toys if i gives them a game to play!
5. Two Greyhound Town: cuz they isn't bad looking. for dawgies.

me, bailey and chingaling as elves!

2008-12-18T00:24:00.004-05:00

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

i thinks mommy has too much time on her hands cuz she keeps making these and making me look stoopid. and then makes me watch them. this one is my, the evil monster Bailey the cat who used to live wiff me, and chingaling, one of my boyfriends and mommys puppy before she getted me. he is in new york wiff his mommy. but we dance here

mommy is sickies

2008-12-17T21:00:00.003-05:00

mommy has the flu and says sorry we haven't been around to see everyone. she keeps trying to cuddle be but i don't want to be sickies too. she said flu is sore throat, aches all over the body, not feeling good in the head. that sounds horrible. and her finger is all swollen again and in that funny contraption. i like to hit it. she said she rehurt it when she was trying to poke me. that's why she should not do that. i no like poking.
she says we will try to visit everyone but sorries if we can't.

Wordless Wednesdays: Reality TV Junkie

2008-12-17T06:00:00.002-05:00

shhhh! This is the best part!

All I want for Christmas

2008-12-16T06:45:00.001-05:00

dear santa paws
i want sum stuff.
i waz good all year.
except when bailey waz here. but she started it. don't gives her anything. she waz bad.
and when i bites mommy. but i just playing then. she knows that. cept that one time but she knows what she did.

i like red mouse i got last christmas.
i like 'nother kitty tent mommy gived me from Ikea

i like cubes i getted on my trip to new york
i like chicken. and cereal flavored milk.
i like a kitty jungle gym

thank you.

ps-- mommy sayz i give you something so i gives you fish and shrimp feast, my favorite. and the cookies are for your birdy-deers that fly.

A Total Case of The Mondays

2008-12-15T06:07:00.000-05:00

don't we all have days when we feel just like this?

my big screen debut

2008-12-15T03:17:00.000-05:00

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

i always thought i was pretty enough to be in movies! check me out!

sleepy sundays!

2008-12-14T00:01:00.000-05:00

mommy sez i falls sleepies in the strangest places and poo-sitions. But i's not the only one who falls asleep on the couch every night!

i is comfy. go away.

Bonus Post For Good Behavior!

2008-12-12T18:25:00.005-05:00

Mommy says i gets to give an extra post today cuz i waz so brave yesterday. i waz playing with a basket in her office while she waz trying to work all day. she thought i waz doin it deliber-deliberat--um, on purpoises to bug her cuz she said no playing outside. but i wasn't. okay well, maybe just a little.

but really its cuz there waz a lizard in the house! and i's trapped it in the basket! all day i guarded it to make sure it didn't get mommy.
and then i gots it out of the basket at 5:30 in the morning. i tried to guard it but mommy had to help and put it under a bucket.
still a little angry that she took it away from me. i mean i caught it and protected her. why can't i play with it. she says its cuz she didn't want to wake up with it in her bed like red mouse sometimes is. but thats just me giving presents!
Me Looking for the Lizard:

From jenny: took the video when I thought Peanut was just being crazy. She played with the basket for about 3 hours straight during the day. I kept peeking in it and didn't see anything, figured it was a spider because how could a lizard be hiding in there? But oh no, at 5:30 a.m. I peeked in the office and the basket was on the floor, papers all around the room. And a lizard sitting right next to Peanut Butter. What a night, er, morning! And what a brave lizard hunting kitty I have!

Princess President and CEO of PB&J

2008-12-12T06:00:00.000-05:00

As Princess President and CEO of Peanut Butter and Jenny, all major decisions must be first run through moi. This is me making the critical decisions about the layout and colors of the website. Jenny's first choices were immediately rejected and I made her do them again. Hard to find good help these days.

My First Mommy--the Furry One

2008-12-11T06:00:00.000-05:00

Jenny:
I was going through my photos today and found this pic of Peanut's kitty-Mommy. You can also see all her brothers--little orange munchkins with no tails! I think it was taken the day they were born, or the next day. And look, even from day 1, she is no where to be found when the camera came out!
I've showed it to her a few times and she usually comes over and looks at, sometimes licks it, and wanders away. Always makes me wonder if she knows who it is. Or if she misses them.
PB: This is my family? I don't see the resemblance. I'm pretty and fluffy. Oh wait. It's those weird orange things again. They were annoying.

First Wordless Wednesday: So not a morning kitty...

2008-12-10T20:03:00.002-05:00

where's the coffee already?

Sybil II: A Cat Named Peanut Butter

2008-12-10T07:00:00.001-05:00

I think I may have to give you a warning. As you read on, you may notice a slight...schizophrenic feel...to Peanut Butter's stories. Sometimes, she sounds like a sweet little innocent kitten. And others, she is a diabolical little gremlin.
Welcome to the daily life with my multi-personality kitty! You never know what kitty you are going to get. Hours can go by and she is a cuddly love muffin and then something doesn't go her way--like me telling her, "no, please don't scratch the new couch" or "time to come inside, I'm getting cold and want to close the window" and look out! Crazy Gremlin-like monster comes out.

There are three distinct personalities I have discovered so far. Can you tell which one she is in this pic?
1. Love Muffin Bunny: the eternal kitten inside her. Wanting to play and be silly and loves Mommy more than anything in the world! (she is my favorite)
2. Princess GiGi: She is slightly disdainful with a touch of royal airs. She sits regally on her many thrones about the house and truly cannot understand how a minion like yourself can think you are worthy of touching her. Tends to say "I'm pretty" or "look at my pretty tail."
3. Stewie. Aka Gremlin, Crazy Monster, Evil Monkey. Appears when cameras are around, Mommy tells her no or attempt to scold her, humans don't give her bites of their human food, or something just snaps inside her. Tends to speak like Stewie from Family Guy, plotting to kill or at least maim anyone around her. Hits, bites, scratches and is downright vicious.

My First Road Trip!

2008-12-09T14:08:00.008-05:00

Mommy showed me more pics from when I was little and fuzzy. She said these are from my first road trip! When I was really little she went to see her friend Droolyana and I got to go with her! I was really scared but Mommy bundled me up in a really warm, soft blanket and let me hold on to her finger for most of the trip.

I liked it at Droolyana's. She had lots of places for me to explore and play. Mommy said I was a crazy monkey there. But I just think I was a cute kitty!

Just for the record, my friend's name is Juliana, not Droolyana. These were taken back when Peanut actually liked the camera and didn't try to hit it.

When I was little!

2008-12-09T09:00:00.000-05:00

Mommy got out my baby pictures today. Said she was feeling 'stogic because its Christmas. Don't know what that means but I like Christmas. I get red mice. Look how cute and little and fuzzy I was. Mommy said this was when I started my "ackward" stage. I think that means pretty, don't you?

The tale of Peanut Butter and Red Mouse

2008-12-08T15:17:00.000-05:00

Before we continue on our journey and take you along on our adventures, we must first introduce you to Red Mouse. Because there is nothing, absolutely nothing, that Peanut Butter loves more than Red Mouse--including me. Last year at Christmas I was at a Petco and picked up a red mouse and a green mouse, one for each cat, for $1 each.
Peanut Butter: RED MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best Christmas of my life!

Well, my cat became obsessed with hers. Like a security blanket, she began carrying it around the house. Not a day went by that you didn't see the two of them together (except for when she was batted under the tv, bookcase, stove.....) Like Linus and his blanket. And she is actually known to get quite vicious if you taunt her with Red Mouse and dangle it in front of her or try to play with it.
PB: MY RED MOUSE!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER TO ME NOW!

I have bought her countless other toys and mice: with fur, with feathers, some that jingle, some that are even red. And sure, she'll play with them on occassion, usually when Red Mouse is MIA or I throw them at her, but it's always half-hearted.
PB: Who cares about a stupid jingly ball. Stupid thing rolls under everything and gets lost. Gimme my red mouse!
Peanut Butter and I had to go home to NY for a few months and like a good mother, I packed Red Mouse. And oh, the adventures the two of them had together! Peanut took her everywhere! You never knew where Red Mouse would turn up next---although often she was on the front door mat.
PB: *quite huffy* It was a present for you to show you how much I love you! Fine. Next time it will be a dead mouse or lizard! Ha!

I thought I was crazy for a while because Red Mouse started showing up all over the house. We'd go to bed and she would be downstairs, yet in the morning, she would be upstairs next to my bed. Turns out, Peanut would go downstairs to find her and then carry her upstairs to bed in her mouth. I've never seen anything like it with a cat. Dogs, yes. Cat's no.
PB: Dogs are stupid. Can't even go to the bathroom by themselves.
When we came back to Florida, I had to start bringing Red Mouse to bed with us beause we slept with the door closed so the other cat wouldn't come attack Peanut.
PB: Shutup. I don't tell people you still sleep with your teddy bear. Or that you snore. Gimme Red Mouse.

Red Mouse is known to go missing for days, sometimes weeks. Yet Peanut always knows exactly where she is at all times because most of the time, she magically reappears after a few days without me having to go searching on my hands and knees.
PB: Sometimes she pisses me off. I put her in a timeout until she was ready to be nice to me again.
I know it wasn't a crazy adventure but everyone that knows me and Peanut, knows about Red Mouse. They are inseperable BFFs!

PB: Where is she? What did you do with her! Give her to me now!

2008-12-08T09:00:00.000-05:00

Jenny:

Day 1. Adventures not going well. Peanut Butter was off playing in her tunnel and having fun. Thought I would show you her cute playful side. This is what happened when I attempted to take a video of her.

Peanut: Get that G&%#*D*(^%&* camera away from me! Stupid paparazzi alway up on me.

Falling in love with Peanut Butter

2008-12-08T00:40:00.000-05:00

From Jenny:

Once again my little buddy is keeping me company into the wee hours of the morning and I'm thinking how I can't imagine my life without her! And that always makes me smile because she wasn't even supposed to be my kitty!
Last June my roommate decided she wanted another kitty, a playmate for her older cat Bailey. Her friend's cat had just had kittens so she decided to bring one home. And she brought home the sweetest little 6-week-old munchkin! She was a tiny puffball that fit right in the palm of my hand and her tail was longer than she was.
Peanut Butter: I remember being with my Mommy--the fuzzy one---and all my weird looking brothers. I didn't like playing with them. They were not pretty like me. They were orange and had no tail. And I have the prettiest tail. It's so long and fluff and beaufiful......then some lady came and took me away from them. And she called me a cotton ball.

But Bailey, the 20 pound cat, was less than enthused with the new addition to the house. She didn't think the little pile of fuzz was cute or adorable and attacked the peanut right away.

PB: aaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate that monster.

So Peanut had to come stay in my room for the duration until they got along or my roommate decided to give her back. But there she was, all teeny tiny and fluffy in my bed, wrapped up in a blanket looking like a little snuggle bug
PB: The lady saved me and bundled me in a really soft blanket. It was the best sleep of my life!

How could I not fall head over heels with her? And from that moment, she became my little kitty, and my best friend!

PB: *licking myself* Hmmm...I'm pretty.

Welcome to our World

2008-12-07T00:02:00.000-05:00

Welcome to the adventures of Peanut Butter and Jenny! All of us pet owners think we have the best pet, we would be bad parents if we didn't! And I'm no exception. Not only is my cat beautiful (and everyone tells her so) she is absolutely hysterical. She get's herself into so many situations daily--I'm glad to work from home now so I can keep my eye on her.
She was a little tiny grey fluffball when we got her and her name was supposed to be GiGi--to stand for little Grey Goose to go along with my roommate's cat Bailey. But it never stuck. PShe was so little I found myself always calling her my little Peanut. Plus, her grey and white started turning brown. And one day I called her Peanut Butter and it's been my pet name for her ever since.
It is known to change daily. Last week I decided Ravioli was a cute name and tried that. She wanted no part of it though. She does, however, respond to Ferret, Monkey, Crazy Monkey, Monster, Evil Monster/monkey, munchkin, pumpkin, muffin, fuzzbutt, fluff, and pretty girl.

She is extremely narotic and downright strange sometimes but the funniest thing about her is her skittishness. She has come out of her shell in the last months but mostly she is a big scaredy cat and aloof. She truly hates being touched although she has gotten better about it and will let me cuddle her for a few seconds at a time. And she is extremely camera shy. She HATES it and usually flees the moment I take it out.

So I invite you to join us on her adventures as I try to capture them on film. No guarantees though, she's quick and she hides!